Wouldn't it be funny to sneak into the shoe racks at a bowling alley and fill everyone's shoes with relish

Not the rentals, cause, ya know, they're already disgusting. Nope, the ones the customers are supposed to wear home.

Wouldn't it be funny to sneak into the shoe racks at a bowling alley and fill everyone's shoes with relish
I relish the thought.
Reply:So THAT'S what that was...





Son of a *****... and all this time I thought I hit the booger lottery.
Reply:Even more fun is to label all the left rental shoes one size smaller with a permanent marker.





Save the relish for the bowling gloves.
Reply:yesh. very much so.
Reply:No it wouldn't be funny. It would be stupid.
Reply:i think it would be better if you switched them with golf shoes! but yes i suppose it would be funny
Reply:I think it is funny to put super glue into the holes in the bowling balls.





I did this once. My Mother is still telling everyone that her ring is more than 10 carats.
Reply:Yes, and razor-blades. Is that too much?



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