Employee was poisoned by his mother-in-law.
I'm too fat to get into my work pants.
A buffalo escaped from the game reserve and kept charging the employee every time she tried to go to her car from her house.
I accidentally flushed my keys down the toilet.
Employee was feeling all the symptoms of his expecting wife.
Employee called from his cell phone, saying that he was accidentally locked in a restroom stall and that nobody was around to let him out.
I had to help deliver a baby on my way to work.
Employee broke his leg snowboarding off his roof while drunk.
Employee's wife said he couldn't come into work because he had a lot of chores to do around the house.
I cut my fingernails too short, they're bleeding and I have to go to the doctor.
One of the walls in the employee's home fell off the night before.
Employee's mother was in jail.
My wheelchair broke down.
God didn't wake me.
A skunk got into the employee's house and sprayed all of his uniforms.
Employee had a bad case of hiccups.
It's way too cold outside to leave the house.
It's way too nice outside to be in the office.
I had race tickets for Sunday's race, which was rained out, so they are running it today.
Employee blew his nose so hard that his back went out.
Employee's horses got loose and were running down the highway.
Employee was hit by a bus while walking.
Employee's dog swallowed her bus pass.
My house lock jammed, and I'm locked in.
Employee was sad.
My cow bit me.
Employee was spit on by a venomous snake.
Employee had to be there for my husband's grand jury trial.
Employee had to ship his grandmother's bones to India.
I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious.
Employee's bus broke down and was held up by robbers.I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity.
I forgot to come back to work after lunch.
I couldn't find my shoes.
I hurt myself bowling.
I totaled my wife's jeep in a collision with a cow.
My boyfriend's snake got loose and I'm afraid to leave the bedroom until he gets home.
A hit man was looking for me.
The ghosts in my house kept me up all night.
My curlers burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser.
I eloped.
I accidentally drove through the automatic garage door before it opened.
My brain went to sleep and I couldn't wake it up.
I was watching a guy fixing a septic pump, fell in the hole and hurt myself.
I was walking my dog and slipped on a toad in my driveway and hurt my back.
My cat unplugged my alarm clock.
I had to be there for my husband's grand jury trial.
I forgot what day of the week it was.
I forgot I was getting married today.
Someone slipped drugs in my drink last night.
A tree fell on my car.
I'm too drunk to drive to work.
My monkey died.
My son accidentally fell asleep next to wet cement in our backyard. His foot fell in and we can't get it out.
Actual employee excuses for missing work?
Ha ha I think every eventuality is covered. There is an excuse for everyone!! lol!
:-)))
Reply:hahahahaaa very funny!!!
Someone i work with uses the same excuse all the time:
My wife went to work and locked me in the house hahahahaha
Reply:Actually very funny. Thanks, you gave me a good laugh - I needed it as the kids have been driving me mad all evening.
Reply:Good ones Jim.
Reply:nice 1 .lol
Reply:u know that im gonna use some of them. KOOOOOOOOL!!!!
Reply:think i might try
i'm sad
or my wheelchair broke down!
Reply:ha ha ha funny
Reply:on the way to work i wanted to light a cigarette but it was too windy so i turned my back to the wind to light my cigarette. it wasn't until i got back home and put the key in the front door that i remembered that i was on my way to work and that's why I was so late.
Reply:wow maybe i should use one of those excuses
Reply:i think you should use just one of the above otherwise your employer may be come suspicious......or bored
Reply:i agree with spot
Reply:I really flushed the keys down the loo and boy oh boy was my hubby pleased with me cause he had thia big meeting and I can tell you I had to **** kreep for a very long time.
Reply:too long i am going to bed good night.
Reply:Ha ha ha ha ha
"My curlers burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser" that happened to me about a month ago, but with a hair dryer but I lied and said I was locked out of my house with my keys inside.....then when that actually happened i had to make one up :) must stop making excuses
Next time I think I'm going to use "I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious"
Reply:To long so I didn't even read it!!
I just wanted the two points!!! Thanks
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Reply:hahahahahahaha!! I actually used this one once and only once!!
Reply:the last one is definatly the best!! ha ha ha gave me a good laugh. star for u just cuz of bordum... enjoy!
Reply:I'm trapped in a cupboard
I lost bowel control and my doctor said not to go out in public
My car drove off
Reply:lol. my sister and i went to longleat. she was working evenings and was due to start work at 6. we worked it out we would have plenty of time to get her there if we left longleat at 4.30. we went in the maze - big mistake. we couldn't find our way out and needless to say she didn't get to work that day. another time i was moving my garden shed. i dismantled it and my sis was helping me move one of the panels. it slipped out of my hand and landed on her foot. ouch. she told everyone in her work i had dropped a shed on her. she forgot to say we had taken it apart first. they must have thought i was wonder woman or something to lift the whole shed lol
Reply:lol Had a friend who sneezed and put a disc out in his back - was off work for weeks.
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Monday, August 3, 2009
What is in your baby's diaper bag?
Alejandro has:
Wipes
Teething Tablets
A%26amp;D ointment
formula
bottle
change of clothes
shoes
water
a bowl
a spoon
those blue lil bags to put dirty diapers in
a moisturizer (sp) stick
diapers
Maizena (corn starch)
His nose thing to suck up boogers
Saline Drops
Geesh!! no wonder that thing is heavy!!!!!
What is in your baby's diaper bag?
I know what you mean about a heavy diaper bag my daughter is 16 months and this is in her diaper bag:
5 diapers
Wipes
1 Outfit
1 pair socks
Sippy cup filled with water
Tylenol
Toys
Insurance card
Hand Sanatizer
Changing pad
Biter Biscuits
Butt Paste
P.S.- I also carry a purse with me.
P.P.S-It's worse when we're on vacation!!
Reply:My daughter is 5 months old:
diapers, wipes, changing pad, tylenol, mylicon, nasal aspirator, extra pacifier in a baggy, those little blue dirty diaper bags, xtra nursing pads for me, 2 receiving blankets (used as spit up cloths), 3-4 bibs, 2-3 changes of clothes (she spits up a lot!), nail clipers, chapstick (for me), and sometimes I throw my wallet in there too so I don't have to carry my purse :) My diaper bag is OVERflowing %26amp; heavy as well!!
Reply:Diapers, wipes, A%26amp;D, ziploc bags, change of clothes.
They don't need extra shoes, saline drops, a booger sucker, corn starch (for what--if you have A%26amp;D, you don't need corn starch.). I want to know how long you go out at a time for :-). Most of this stuff he can go without until you get home.
Reply:My daughter is 5 months and I have the following:
Wipes
Diapers
Orajel (not that it works or anything)
Extra Pacifier
Bottles with water
Formula
Clothes-Onsie and pants
Socks
Blanket
Camera
Diaper Rash Cream
Teething Toys
Bibs
Reply:Leah has:
wipes
diapers
extra clothes
socks and shoes
bottles
formula
boudreauxs
toys
mylicon
and infants tylenol
I would recommend just bringing the basics with you, most of the time you really don't need all the extra stuff, and girl just throw the diapers in the trash.
Reply:I have botteled water reciving blankets wipes diapers a couple oufits a blanket destine powder formula lotion nose suck thing a zip up bag to put dirty diapers in it and i think thats about it
Reply:I very rarely take a diaper bag with me when I go somewhere. I just put his soother and a bottle in my purse and off we go.
But he we are going visiting then I put in diapers, wipes, cream, a bottle and his soother. If I know we are going to be gone for a long time then I add some food and maybe a change of clothes. If I do bring the diaper bag I leave my purse at home and add my wallet to the bag.
I think people go way over board when packing their diaper bags. Just take a look at how much of that stuff you don't actually use. You are already carrying a heavy baby around, why add the extra weight to a diaper bag?
Just a thought.
Reply:Why not answer:
Diapers (3)
Wipes (travel pack)
Blankie
Bib
Burp Cloth
Exrta change of clothes
A few toys
Baby food
Spoon
Baggies for dirty diapers
Reply:If I'm just going out for a few hours...
Diapers
Wipes
Sippy cup
Bottle
Sling
Binkie
Bib
Burp cloths
If I'm going overnight somewhere....
Diapers
Wipes
Sippy cup
Bottles/extra formula
Sling
Extra clothes
Lotion (son has eczema)
Bodreaux Butt Paste
Binkie
ziploc bags of homemade baby food
spoons
son's favorite blankie
Bibs
Burp cloths
**And I do end up using all that stuff when I'm out and about for longer than 3 hours.
Reply:Diapers
wipes
recieving blanket for when I nurse
change of clothes
scented bags for dirty diapers
desitin
aspirator
changing pad
2 burp clothes
Then I carry a things for myself
A bottle of water because I get very thirsty since I nurse.
My purse items so I don't have to carry a diaper bag and a purse
Digital camera
Then the older kids usually put their nintendo ds down in my bag so they can play with them in the car.
Reply:Diapers, diaper rash cream, birpy clothes, bibs, 2 extra sets of clothes, a 1st aid kit for babies, wipes, baggies for dirty clothes and dirty diapers, toys, extra blankets, an extra hat, a camera, ready to use formula and powdered formula, and baby wash and lotion. When we are going away we add the bottles filled with water.
Reply:diapers
wipes
bum cream
change of clothes
bag for diry diapers
toy
snack container
Reply:anthony at 10 months
diapers
wipes
change of cloths
toy or two
Cheerios
Motrin
sippy cup with water or juice
bottle if gone for a while more then 4hrs
spoon and jar of food if gone during lunch or supper
Reply:ellie (7 weeks) has
diapers
wipes
changing pad
outfit
2 onsies
socks
bottles
formula
kit with clippers, nose bulb, thermometer, med. dropper, id card
bag with infant tylenol, gas drops, powders, lotion, bath wash, comb, brush, diaper rash cream
toy
2 pacifiers
2 burp cloths
%26amp; in the side pocket i have her shot record %26amp; ins. info in case something happens %26amp; we need them.
and we always just carry extra blankets
Reply:I have twins - so double some stuff / include everything in the list above, remove the formula and add - tylenol - motrin - med dropper - theromoter - fever wipes - fever depositories - snacks - all girls medical information - disposable bibs - travel size baby soap / shampoo - and what ever else I feel I might need :)
The one thing you leave out when you leave the house is the one thing you will need and not have it !
Reply:Just diapers and wipes!
Reply:Markie has (1 month old)
Diapers
2 change of clothes
A blanket
Wipes
Diaper rash cream
socks
Saline drops
The boogie sucker
2 formula bottles
1 pedialyte bottle
Reply:A.J. (6 months) has:
diapers (the amount depends on how long we'll be going for)
the blue bags for dirty diapers
wipes
Balmex
a change of clothes and sometimes pajamas depending on if we'll be out late
formula
bottle
a covered bowl for baby cereal and a spoon in a ziplock bag
a bib
two burp cloths
two toys
I've learned from having my 7 year old to try not to pack so much in the diaper bag...I went through about three of them with him because they were so stuffed that the zippers would pull apart at the seam.
Reply:My son is 5 months old, I've got Diaper, wipes, formula, an extra bottle, an extra outfit, gas drops, tylenol, small bottle of shampoo, and a couple toys. Then my wallet and keys.
Reply:nail clippers, spoon, jars of fruit, bottles with milk ready, wipes, diapers, change of clothes, pacifer, changing pad, gerbers juice bottle, teething ring, few toys, and ointment for the bum.
Reply:definitely just the same with my little brother's bag when he was still an infant :)
Reply:1 or 2 clean baby bottles, bottle water, formula, diapers, plastic bag, wipes, little blanket, change of clothes and antiseptic gel for my hands. All the rest I never used.
If I only go out for an hour, I bring a full bottle in my regular bag and a bib, that's it - I've never used any of the rest during short errands.
Reply:My daughter Kelsey's diaper bag:
15 diapers
diaper wipes
2 changes of clothes
bib
1 large freezer bag (in case I have to pack a mess up)
scented diaper throw-away bags
receiving blanket
2 granola bars (in case I'm ever out and just need food right away)
gas drops
hand wipes from hooters, lol
I always put her bottles/formula in right before we go so that I can tailor the amount she has to how long our trip will be. I always do 1-2 extra bottles than what I think she'll need in case something happens that keeps us out longer.
She's only 2 months old, so I'm sure her diaper bag will get more packed as she ages.
Reply:i think it depends on the age of your baby and where you are going and for how long you will be gone for i have twin girls 7 wks old and we have a fairly large diaper bag with
10 diapers
2 receiving blankets
2 outfits
diaper wipes
diaper rash cream
2 bottles filled with water
2 formula containers filled
bottle water in case we need more water for formula
2 bibs
2 burp rags
2 pacifiers
thats it once they get bigger we will add toys of course
Reply:Baby stuff:
Diapers
Wipes
Zinc Oxide cream
Tissues
Bib
Spit-up cloth
Teething toy
Mittens
Mom stuff:
Wallet
Keys
Lip stick
Advil!
hair accessories
Wipes
Teething Tablets
A%26amp;D ointment
formula
bottle
change of clothes
shoes
water
a bowl
a spoon
those blue lil bags to put dirty diapers in
a moisturizer (sp) stick
diapers
Maizena (corn starch)
His nose thing to suck up boogers
Saline Drops
Geesh!! no wonder that thing is heavy!!!!!
What is in your baby's diaper bag?
I know what you mean about a heavy diaper bag my daughter is 16 months and this is in her diaper bag:
5 diapers
Wipes
1 Outfit
1 pair socks
Sippy cup filled with water
Tylenol
Toys
Insurance card
Hand Sanatizer
Changing pad
Biter Biscuits
Butt Paste
P.S.- I also carry a purse with me.
P.P.S-It's worse when we're on vacation!!
Reply:My daughter is 5 months old:
diapers, wipes, changing pad, tylenol, mylicon, nasal aspirator, extra pacifier in a baggy, those little blue dirty diaper bags, xtra nursing pads for me, 2 receiving blankets (used as spit up cloths), 3-4 bibs, 2-3 changes of clothes (she spits up a lot!), nail clipers, chapstick (for me), and sometimes I throw my wallet in there too so I don't have to carry my purse :) My diaper bag is OVERflowing %26amp; heavy as well!!
Reply:Diapers, wipes, A%26amp;D, ziploc bags, change of clothes.
They don't need extra shoes, saline drops, a booger sucker, corn starch (for what--if you have A%26amp;D, you don't need corn starch.). I want to know how long you go out at a time for :-). Most of this stuff he can go without until you get home.
Reply:My daughter is 5 months and I have the following:
Wipes
Diapers
Orajel (not that it works or anything)
Extra Pacifier
Bottles with water
Formula
Clothes-Onsie and pants
Socks
Blanket
Camera
Diaper Rash Cream
Teething Toys
Bibs
Reply:Leah has:
wipes
diapers
extra clothes
socks and shoes
bottles
formula
boudreauxs
toys
mylicon
and infants tylenol
I would recommend just bringing the basics with you, most of the time you really don't need all the extra stuff, and girl just throw the diapers in the trash.
Reply:I have botteled water reciving blankets wipes diapers a couple oufits a blanket destine powder formula lotion nose suck thing a zip up bag to put dirty diapers in it and i think thats about it
Reply:I very rarely take a diaper bag with me when I go somewhere. I just put his soother and a bottle in my purse and off we go.
But he we are going visiting then I put in diapers, wipes, cream, a bottle and his soother. If I know we are going to be gone for a long time then I add some food and maybe a change of clothes. If I do bring the diaper bag I leave my purse at home and add my wallet to the bag.
I think people go way over board when packing their diaper bags. Just take a look at how much of that stuff you don't actually use. You are already carrying a heavy baby around, why add the extra weight to a diaper bag?
Just a thought.
Reply:Why not answer:
Diapers (3)
Wipes (travel pack)
Blankie
Bib
Burp Cloth
Exrta change of clothes
A few toys
Baby food
Spoon
Baggies for dirty diapers
Reply:If I'm just going out for a few hours...
Diapers
Wipes
Sippy cup
Bottle
Sling
Binkie
Bib
Burp cloths
If I'm going overnight somewhere....
Diapers
Wipes
Sippy cup
Bottles/extra formula
Sling
Extra clothes
Lotion (son has eczema)
Bodreaux Butt Paste
Binkie
ziploc bags of homemade baby food
spoons
son's favorite blankie
Bibs
Burp cloths
**And I do end up using all that stuff when I'm out and about for longer than 3 hours.
Reply:Diapers
wipes
recieving blanket for when I nurse
change of clothes
scented bags for dirty diapers
desitin
aspirator
changing pad
2 burp clothes
Then I carry a things for myself
A bottle of water because I get very thirsty since I nurse.
My purse items so I don't have to carry a diaper bag and a purse
Digital camera
Then the older kids usually put their nintendo ds down in my bag so they can play with them in the car.
Reply:Diapers, diaper rash cream, birpy clothes, bibs, 2 extra sets of clothes, a 1st aid kit for babies, wipes, baggies for dirty clothes and dirty diapers, toys, extra blankets, an extra hat, a camera, ready to use formula and powdered formula, and baby wash and lotion. When we are going away we add the bottles filled with water.
Reply:diapers
wipes
bum cream
change of clothes
bag for diry diapers
toy
snack container
Reply:anthony at 10 months
diapers
wipes
change of cloths
toy or two
Cheerios
Motrin
sippy cup with water or juice
bottle if gone for a while more then 4hrs
spoon and jar of food if gone during lunch or supper
Reply:ellie (7 weeks) has
diapers
wipes
changing pad
outfit
2 onsies
socks
bottles
formula
kit with clippers, nose bulb, thermometer, med. dropper, id card
bag with infant tylenol, gas drops, powders, lotion, bath wash, comb, brush, diaper rash cream
toy
2 pacifiers
2 burp cloths
%26amp; in the side pocket i have her shot record %26amp; ins. info in case something happens %26amp; we need them.
and we always just carry extra blankets
Reply:I have twins - so double some stuff / include everything in the list above, remove the formula and add - tylenol - motrin - med dropper - theromoter - fever wipes - fever depositories - snacks - all girls medical information - disposable bibs - travel size baby soap / shampoo - and what ever else I feel I might need :)
The one thing you leave out when you leave the house is the one thing you will need and not have it !
Reply:Just diapers and wipes!
Reply:Markie has (1 month old)
Diapers
2 change of clothes
A blanket
Wipes
Diaper rash cream
socks
Saline drops
The boogie sucker
2 formula bottles
1 pedialyte bottle
Reply:A.J. (6 months) has:
diapers (the amount depends on how long we'll be going for)
the blue bags for dirty diapers
wipes
Balmex
a change of clothes and sometimes pajamas depending on if we'll be out late
formula
bottle
a covered bowl for baby cereal and a spoon in a ziplock bag
a bib
two burp cloths
two toys
I've learned from having my 7 year old to try not to pack so much in the diaper bag...I went through about three of them with him because they were so stuffed that the zippers would pull apart at the seam.
Reply:My son is 5 months old, I've got Diaper, wipes, formula, an extra bottle, an extra outfit, gas drops, tylenol, small bottle of shampoo, and a couple toys. Then my wallet and keys.
Reply:nail clippers, spoon, jars of fruit, bottles with milk ready, wipes, diapers, change of clothes, pacifer, changing pad, gerbers juice bottle, teething ring, few toys, and ointment for the bum.
Reply:definitely just the same with my little brother's bag when he was still an infant :)
Reply:1 or 2 clean baby bottles, bottle water, formula, diapers, plastic bag, wipes, little blanket, change of clothes and antiseptic gel for my hands. All the rest I never used.
If I only go out for an hour, I bring a full bottle in my regular bag and a bib, that's it - I've never used any of the rest during short errands.
Reply:My daughter Kelsey's diaper bag:
15 diapers
diaper wipes
2 changes of clothes
bib
1 large freezer bag (in case I have to pack a mess up)
scented diaper throw-away bags
receiving blanket
2 granola bars (in case I'm ever out and just need food right away)
gas drops
hand wipes from hooters, lol
I always put her bottles/formula in right before we go so that I can tailor the amount she has to how long our trip will be. I always do 1-2 extra bottles than what I think she'll need in case something happens that keeps us out longer.
She's only 2 months old, so I'm sure her diaper bag will get more packed as she ages.
Reply:i think it depends on the age of your baby and where you are going and for how long you will be gone for i have twin girls 7 wks old and we have a fairly large diaper bag with
10 diapers
2 receiving blankets
2 outfits
diaper wipes
diaper rash cream
2 bottles filled with water
2 formula containers filled
bottle water in case we need more water for formula
2 bibs
2 burp rags
2 pacifiers
thats it once they get bigger we will add toys of course
Reply:Baby stuff:
Diapers
Wipes
Zinc Oxide cream
Tissues
Bib
Spit-up cloth
Teething toy
Mittens
Mom stuff:
Wallet
Keys
Lip stick
Advil!
hair accessories
Dogs taking things outside...?
this question is sort of odd, but i have 2 beagles, and a doggie door they go in and out from. well, they keep dragging out my shoes, their food bowls even my husband boxers outside. Then, they bring in bark, twigs and rocks inside. I know they are dogs and i love them to death, and i want to get on to them, but do they know the difference between my belongs and outside objects?? they are driving me crazy!!!
Dogs taking things outside...?
I also have two beagles; this is fairly typical behavior. They drag their toys outside, along with an occasional sock they find on the floor. However, I have not experienced them bringing things back in. The few times they brought in an occasional branch, etc. from outside, I immediately took it away, opened the door, tossed it out and gave them a firm "outside!". That seems to have worked. But toys going outside still happens, however it really doesn't bother me if they play with their toys in or out of the house. Keep your shoes off the floor or in a closet with a door that closes.
Reply:I own two beagles which have thier own crates n i have a doggy door when i got first got the second beagle we would catch schatzi the younger beagle that we got first caring things out to the yard that should be inside for one her fifty doller bedding which made me really mad cuse it got muddy we would punish the dogs by telling them no and they had to stay in their crates for a day and a half they were allowed to get out n go for walks being on a leash n they had to eat n drink n bathroom on the leash it helped alot with bonding n showing perticurlly her that we were going to take care of her she only did it twice after that but each time we would spend four days punishing and then give the freedom of space but perticurlly with hunting and security dogs they need some sorce of guidlines i have gotten alot of people saying i never saw a beagle that well behaved and they are really shocked when i say the youngest one is only 6 months mainly because we have her house broken she goes to the door if were at a friends house and people are stunned by this because not a lot of beagles are house broken because ppl keep them outside alot more than inside but both are mine are inside dogs i hope i helped anymore questions about beages send me an emial
Reply:hahaha! I used to have Maltese, and a dogdoor as well. Would frustrate me to no end, as in a day or 2, they'd have no toys left in the living room, and I'd have to go hunt throughout the yard to find them all. One of my girls was the sneakiest! She'd do it right in front of me, but kinda sly, like, "I'm just going to out and take a look around, there's nothing in my mouth... you see nothing...." lol.
What I did, was watch them like a hawk for about a week, and if I caught one being sneaky, I'd tell them "No. The toy stays inside!" and they'd drop it.
As for my shoes and other personal belongings, I'd kept those up when they were pups, so they never got in the habit of trying to play with them.
Reply:Dogs are very smart just get after them a few times and they will listen to you i no what it is like my dogs bring down like bras and panties downstairs when people are here not anymore you need to let them know that you are boss they may look scared of you or stay away from you for a while but that is all normal don't worry they wont hate you forever haha! %26lt;3
Reply:They are bored perhaps and trying to get your attention...
Reply:Put your shoes in a box, thats what I do because I have cats that like to do that, but they might be able to move the boxes so put them on a higher surface, a closet or in a dresser droor.
Reply:they know darn well what inside and outside things are, i bet. they're probably being mischevious for your benefit. my boston terrier pulls his bedding outside of his crate just because he knows i'm going to put it back in again. and he runs off with my slippers because he knows i'm going to chase after him. maybe just ignore it and without a fuss remove the outside things from the house while they're not looking.
Reply:My boxer does this as well. he knows he can hide things he is not supposed to have - and he will have more time with those things if he goes outside. What I hate even more is when he brings in poo to chew on - yuck. good luck - I don't know how to make it stop either.
Reply:they are just getting things to play and chew on.. you will just have to work with them.. my retiever was like that as a pup.. but she stoped .. i would get on to her .. and wack her with a new paper sometimes.. you have to look them in the eyes and be stern when your getting on to them.. they have to learn your in charge.
Reply:maybe your things smell and they are saying your house is dull.... i mean they live there they want to have their personal touch too
Reply:Im sorry to have to break it to ya but they really dont know the difference between inside and outside. My suggestion would have to be that you just have to keep on them and dicipline them EVERY time they bring something to the wrong place. In the end I really dont see them stopping just because of the doggie door.
Reply:Okay, now I am laughing hysterically! Thanks for making my day! Other than getting them jobs as interior decorators, you may want to make sure they have no access to some of the things you described. It sure sounds like they are trying to get your attention, and I think it is working! The other option is to close the doggie door when you can't watch what they are doing. I sometimes do that with mine so I don't have to send all the stuffed toys through the laundry.
Reply:They might be wanting to trade your things for some of they but you should firmly say no to them do yell or that will make them afraid of you just firmly say no and they will know that touching your stuff is not aceptable behaviour.
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Dogs taking things outside...?
I also have two beagles; this is fairly typical behavior. They drag their toys outside, along with an occasional sock they find on the floor. However, I have not experienced them bringing things back in. The few times they brought in an occasional branch, etc. from outside, I immediately took it away, opened the door, tossed it out and gave them a firm "outside!". That seems to have worked. But toys going outside still happens, however it really doesn't bother me if they play with their toys in or out of the house. Keep your shoes off the floor or in a closet with a door that closes.
Reply:I own two beagles which have thier own crates n i have a doggy door when i got first got the second beagle we would catch schatzi the younger beagle that we got first caring things out to the yard that should be inside for one her fifty doller bedding which made me really mad cuse it got muddy we would punish the dogs by telling them no and they had to stay in their crates for a day and a half they were allowed to get out n go for walks being on a leash n they had to eat n drink n bathroom on the leash it helped alot with bonding n showing perticurlly her that we were going to take care of her she only did it twice after that but each time we would spend four days punishing and then give the freedom of space but perticurlly with hunting and security dogs they need some sorce of guidlines i have gotten alot of people saying i never saw a beagle that well behaved and they are really shocked when i say the youngest one is only 6 months mainly because we have her house broken she goes to the door if were at a friends house and people are stunned by this because not a lot of beagles are house broken because ppl keep them outside alot more than inside but both are mine are inside dogs i hope i helped anymore questions about beages send me an emial
Reply:hahaha! I used to have Maltese, and a dogdoor as well. Would frustrate me to no end, as in a day or 2, they'd have no toys left in the living room, and I'd have to go hunt throughout the yard to find them all. One of my girls was the sneakiest! She'd do it right in front of me, but kinda sly, like, "I'm just going to out and take a look around, there's nothing in my mouth... you see nothing...." lol.
What I did, was watch them like a hawk for about a week, and if I caught one being sneaky, I'd tell them "No. The toy stays inside!" and they'd drop it.
As for my shoes and other personal belongings, I'd kept those up when they were pups, so they never got in the habit of trying to play with them.
Reply:Dogs are very smart just get after them a few times and they will listen to you i no what it is like my dogs bring down like bras and panties downstairs when people are here not anymore you need to let them know that you are boss they may look scared of you or stay away from you for a while but that is all normal don't worry they wont hate you forever haha! %26lt;3
Reply:They are bored perhaps and trying to get your attention...
Reply:Put your shoes in a box, thats what I do because I have cats that like to do that, but they might be able to move the boxes so put them on a higher surface, a closet or in a dresser droor.
Reply:they know darn well what inside and outside things are, i bet. they're probably being mischevious for your benefit. my boston terrier pulls his bedding outside of his crate just because he knows i'm going to put it back in again. and he runs off with my slippers because he knows i'm going to chase after him. maybe just ignore it and without a fuss remove the outside things from the house while they're not looking.
Reply:My boxer does this as well. he knows he can hide things he is not supposed to have - and he will have more time with those things if he goes outside. What I hate even more is when he brings in poo to chew on - yuck. good luck - I don't know how to make it stop either.
Reply:they are just getting things to play and chew on.. you will just have to work with them.. my retiever was like that as a pup.. but she stoped .. i would get on to her .. and wack her with a new paper sometimes.. you have to look them in the eyes and be stern when your getting on to them.. they have to learn your in charge.
Reply:maybe your things smell and they are saying your house is dull.... i mean they live there they want to have their personal touch too
Reply:Im sorry to have to break it to ya but they really dont know the difference between inside and outside. My suggestion would have to be that you just have to keep on them and dicipline them EVERY time they bring something to the wrong place. In the end I really dont see them stopping just because of the doggie door.
Reply:Okay, now I am laughing hysterically! Thanks for making my day! Other than getting them jobs as interior decorators, you may want to make sure they have no access to some of the things you described. It sure sounds like they are trying to get your attention, and I think it is working! The other option is to close the doggie door when you can't watch what they are doing. I sometimes do that with mine so I don't have to send all the stuffed toys through the laundry.
Reply:They might be wanting to trade your things for some of they but you should firmly say no to them do yell or that will make them afraid of you just firmly say no and they will know that touching your stuff is not aceptable behaviour.
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Brain teaser anyone again??
leather shoes are worn in bowling
and rubber soled sneakers are worn in tennis
in what sport are all metal shoes worn?
Brain teaser anyone again??
Horse shoes
Reply:None!
Reply:anything with horses
Reply:Jousting
Reply:Thats easy....
Horse racers (jockeys) use all metal shoes.
Reply:first thing that came to mind was soccer but also hockey and jockeys wear metal shoes
Reply:Horse racing
Reply:Golf.
Football and Soccer don't always wear metal cleats. And you're probably not talking about tap shoes.
So, I'll stick with Golf shoes.
Reply:Ice skating? you know with the blades?
Reply:umm...any sport with horses? like polo?
Reply:horse racing?
Reply:Horse shoes!! of course
Reply:soccer, baseball, and hockey
Reply:horse racing,what else
Reply:I don't know.... sword fighting knights
Reply:soccer, and baseball.
Reply:Horse racing.
Reply:hockey the blades are metal
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and rubber soled sneakers are worn in tennis
in what sport are all metal shoes worn?
Brain teaser anyone again??
Horse shoes
Reply:None!
Reply:anything with horses
Reply:Jousting
Reply:Thats easy....
Horse racers (jockeys) use all metal shoes.
Reply:first thing that came to mind was soccer but also hockey and jockeys wear metal shoes
Reply:Horse racing
Reply:Golf.
Football and Soccer don't always wear metal cleats. And you're probably not talking about tap shoes.
So, I'll stick with Golf shoes.
Reply:Ice skating? you know with the blades?
Reply:umm...any sport with horses? like polo?
Reply:horse racing?
Reply:Horse shoes!! of course
Reply:soccer, baseball, and hockey
Reply:horse racing,what else
Reply:I don't know.... sword fighting knights
Reply:soccer, and baseball.
Reply:Horse racing.
Reply:hockey the blades are metal
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Have you ever heard turkish hamam. ıf you have not check this out?
“Hamam” is the Turkish word for the traditional bathhouse. Men and women have separate sections. Here’s what happens after you walk through the door:
* You will be given the bathing essentials when you begin to undress: a large towel (peştamal), special wooden block shoes and a bowl.
* It is very steamy in the bathing room. You sit in front of a traditional water tap with hot and cold taps and fill your bowl and pour the water over yourself. Turks believe that bath water should be running.
* You wash in the steam room and can have a pummel and a vigorous massage by a strong gripped masseuse while lying on a slab of marble that is heated underneath. Everything is made out of marble and is hot!
* The entire bath area’s floor is heated, but one raised slab of marble -- the göbek taşı -- is the hottest. This is where you lie if you really want to sweat.
* People may be watching you. The hamam is not just a bathhouse; some people still think of it as a social center. Certainly during the Ottoman Empire it was a place for gossip, for women to choose a future daughter-in-law and for men to clench business deals.
I forgot to mention that when you put on your traditional metal or wooden high-heeled slippers and begin to try to walk, they’ll make a clack-clack sound as you walk -- a platform shoe of the Ottoman Empire! When I teeter along trying to keep my balance while holding my towel wrapped around me tightly, Naomi Campbell always comes to mind when she fell on the catwalk wearing platforms. Though I don’t think I would do it as elegantly as she did!
* Be sure not to forget to bring your own soap.
The towel you use is important -- and speaking of towels, one year my sister-in-law gave me a genuine Turkish towel set for two for Christmas. When she bought them it didn’t even cross her mind that they were from Turkey. When I opened the package and saw the labels on the towels, we had a chuckle. It had a label attached and written on it: “Imported exclusively by …, these traditional looped terry towels come from the Denizli region of Turkey, legendary worldwide for its towels of extraordinary thickness and absorbency. These genuine, 100 percent cotton Turkish towels have an 800-gram weight, making them among the heaviest and densest towels available. Their 1/4-inch-thick pile makes them exceptionally soft while an abundance of tightly wound loops offers superior warmth and absorbency. Their softness is greatly enhanced with subsequent washings.”
I just love those towels and they have come back to Turkey with me.
Anyway, when you are in the hamam, you may hear voices. In Ottoman times women may have murmured things like:
* “May God protect you from the evil eye.”
* Or, of more plump women congregated around the marble basin, “Maşallah! A good man’s wife is revealed in the bath!”
* And of pretty women they said, “May he who embraces you be spared.”
* Children accompanied their mothers to the bath, but as the boys got older, other women would remark, “Dear boy, tell your mother to bring your father next time!”
It was very common for mothers of boys to choose brides for their sons at the baths, where women bathed and groomed themselves in groups. It was a time of merriment and fun.
One Turkish proverb says it all: “Hamama giren terler.” He who goes into a hamam will sweat -- if you don’t like the heat, get out! If it is a once-in-a-lifetime experience, go for the works (e.g., the rub with rough gloves, the soaping and the face and foot massages).
Have you ever heard turkish hamam. ıf you have not check this out?
you have way too much time on your hands...
whats your point???
Reply:If you want a hamam towel or pestemal, I have awebsite for you. Check it out
http://www.theeclecticlife.com... Report It
Reply:Hi, its not only in turki, but there is hammam in many other countries,am from Tunisia and i go once a week to el hammam,and not everything you said about hammam is true, it's just a place to have a great hot bath.
Reply:Q??
Reply:no, too long to read.
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* You will be given the bathing essentials when you begin to undress: a large towel (peştamal), special wooden block shoes and a bowl.
* It is very steamy in the bathing room. You sit in front of a traditional water tap with hot and cold taps and fill your bowl and pour the water over yourself. Turks believe that bath water should be running.
* You wash in the steam room and can have a pummel and a vigorous massage by a strong gripped masseuse while lying on a slab of marble that is heated underneath. Everything is made out of marble and is hot!
* The entire bath area’s floor is heated, but one raised slab of marble -- the göbek taşı -- is the hottest. This is where you lie if you really want to sweat.
* People may be watching you. The hamam is not just a bathhouse; some people still think of it as a social center. Certainly during the Ottoman Empire it was a place for gossip, for women to choose a future daughter-in-law and for men to clench business deals.
I forgot to mention that when you put on your traditional metal or wooden high-heeled slippers and begin to try to walk, they’ll make a clack-clack sound as you walk -- a platform shoe of the Ottoman Empire! When I teeter along trying to keep my balance while holding my towel wrapped around me tightly, Naomi Campbell always comes to mind when she fell on the catwalk wearing platforms. Though I don’t think I would do it as elegantly as she did!
* Be sure not to forget to bring your own soap.
The towel you use is important -- and speaking of towels, one year my sister-in-law gave me a genuine Turkish towel set for two for Christmas. When she bought them it didn’t even cross her mind that they were from Turkey. When I opened the package and saw the labels on the towels, we had a chuckle. It had a label attached and written on it: “Imported exclusively by …, these traditional looped terry towels come from the Denizli region of Turkey, legendary worldwide for its towels of extraordinary thickness and absorbency. These genuine, 100 percent cotton Turkish towels have an 800-gram weight, making them among the heaviest and densest towels available. Their 1/4-inch-thick pile makes them exceptionally soft while an abundance of tightly wound loops offers superior warmth and absorbency. Their softness is greatly enhanced with subsequent washings.”
I just love those towels and they have come back to Turkey with me.
Anyway, when you are in the hamam, you may hear voices. In Ottoman times women may have murmured things like:
* “May God protect you from the evil eye.”
* Or, of more plump women congregated around the marble basin, “Maşallah! A good man’s wife is revealed in the bath!”
* And of pretty women they said, “May he who embraces you be spared.”
* Children accompanied their mothers to the bath, but as the boys got older, other women would remark, “Dear boy, tell your mother to bring your father next time!”
It was very common for mothers of boys to choose brides for their sons at the baths, where women bathed and groomed themselves in groups. It was a time of merriment and fun.
One Turkish proverb says it all: “Hamama giren terler.” He who goes into a hamam will sweat -- if you don’t like the heat, get out! If it is a once-in-a-lifetime experience, go for the works (e.g., the rub with rough gloves, the soaping and the face and foot massages).
Have you ever heard turkish hamam. ıf you have not check this out?
you have way too much time on your hands...
whats your point???
Reply:If you want a hamam towel or pestemal, I have awebsite for you. Check it out
http://www.theeclecticlife.com... Report It
Reply:Hi, its not only in turki, but there is hammam in many other countries,am from Tunisia and i go once a week to el hammam,and not everything you said about hammam is true, it's just a place to have a great hot bath.
Reply:Q??
Reply:no, too long to read.
hair care
Have you ever heard turkish hamam. ıf you have not check this out?
“Hamam” is the Turkish word for the traditional bathhouse. Men and women have separate sections. Here’s what happens after you walk through the door:
* You will be given the bathing essentials when you begin to undress: a large towel (peştamal), special wooden block shoes and a bowl.
* It is very steamy in the bathing room. You sit in front of a traditional water tap with hot and cold taps and fill your bowl and pour the water over yourself. Turks believe that bath water should be running.
* You wash in the steam room and can have a pummel and a vigorous massage by a strong gripped masseuse while lying on a slab of marble that is heated underneath. Everything is made out of marble and is hot!
* The entire bath area’s floor is heated, but one raised slab of marble -- the göbek taşı -- is the hottest. This is where you lie if you really want to sweat.
* People may be watching you. The hamam is not just a bathhouse; some people still think of it as a social center. Certainly during the Ottoman Empire it was a place for gossip, for women to choose a future daughter-in-law and for men to clench business deals.
I forgot to mention that when you put on your traditional metal or wooden high-heeled slippers and begin to try to walk, they’ll make a clack-clack sound as you walk -- a platform shoe of the Ottoman Empire! When I teeter along trying to keep my balance while holding my towel wrapped around me tightly, Naomi Campbell always comes to mind when she fell on the catwalk wearing platforms. Though I don’t think I would do it as elegantly as she did!
* Be sure not to forget to bring your own soap.
The towel you use is important -- and speaking of towels, one year my sister-in-law gave me a genuine Turkish towel set for two for Christmas. When she bought them it didn’t even cross her mind that they were from Turkey. When I opened the package and saw the labels on the towels, we had a chuckle. It had a label attached and written on it: “Imported exclusively by …, these traditional looped terry towels come from the Denizli region of Turkey, legendary worldwide for its towels of extraordinary thickness and absorbency. These genuine, 100 percent cotton Turkish towels have an 800-gram weight, making them among the heaviest and densest towels available. Their 1/4-inch-thick pile makes them exceptionally soft while an abundance of tightly wound loops offers superior warmth and absorbency. Their softness is greatly enhanced with subsequent washings.”
I just love those towels and they have come back to Turkey with me.
Anyway, when you are in the hamam, you may hear voices. In Ottoman times women may have murmured things like:
* “May God protect you from the evil eye.”
* Or, of more plump women congregated around the marble basin, “Maşallah! A good man’s wife is revealed in the bath!”
* And of pretty women they said, “May he who embraces you be spared.”
* Children accompanied their mothers to the bath, but as the boys got older, other women would remark, “Dear boy, tell your mother to bring your father next time!”
It was very common for mothers of boys to choose brides for their sons at the baths, where women bathed and groomed themselves in groups. It was a time of merriment and fun.
One Turkish proverb says it all: “Hamama giren terler.” He who goes into a hamam will sweat -- if you don’t like the heat, get out! If it is a once-in-a-lifetime experience, go for the works (e.g., the rub with rough gloves, the soaping and the face and foot massages).
Have you ever heard turkish hamam. ıf you have not check this out?
Yes, I have since I am Turkish.
Reply:Why don't you place this info in the storeonwheels group in Yahoo! Groups?
freckles
* You will be given the bathing essentials when you begin to undress: a large towel (peştamal), special wooden block shoes and a bowl.
* It is very steamy in the bathing room. You sit in front of a traditional water tap with hot and cold taps and fill your bowl and pour the water over yourself. Turks believe that bath water should be running.
* You wash in the steam room and can have a pummel and a vigorous massage by a strong gripped masseuse while lying on a slab of marble that is heated underneath. Everything is made out of marble and is hot!
* The entire bath area’s floor is heated, but one raised slab of marble -- the göbek taşı -- is the hottest. This is where you lie if you really want to sweat.
* People may be watching you. The hamam is not just a bathhouse; some people still think of it as a social center. Certainly during the Ottoman Empire it was a place for gossip, for women to choose a future daughter-in-law and for men to clench business deals.
I forgot to mention that when you put on your traditional metal or wooden high-heeled slippers and begin to try to walk, they’ll make a clack-clack sound as you walk -- a platform shoe of the Ottoman Empire! When I teeter along trying to keep my balance while holding my towel wrapped around me tightly, Naomi Campbell always comes to mind when she fell on the catwalk wearing platforms. Though I don’t think I would do it as elegantly as she did!
* Be sure not to forget to bring your own soap.
The towel you use is important -- and speaking of towels, one year my sister-in-law gave me a genuine Turkish towel set for two for Christmas. When she bought them it didn’t even cross her mind that they were from Turkey. When I opened the package and saw the labels on the towels, we had a chuckle. It had a label attached and written on it: “Imported exclusively by …, these traditional looped terry towels come from the Denizli region of Turkey, legendary worldwide for its towels of extraordinary thickness and absorbency. These genuine, 100 percent cotton Turkish towels have an 800-gram weight, making them among the heaviest and densest towels available. Their 1/4-inch-thick pile makes them exceptionally soft while an abundance of tightly wound loops offers superior warmth and absorbency. Their softness is greatly enhanced with subsequent washings.”
I just love those towels and they have come back to Turkey with me.
Anyway, when you are in the hamam, you may hear voices. In Ottoman times women may have murmured things like:
* “May God protect you from the evil eye.”
* Or, of more plump women congregated around the marble basin, “Maşallah! A good man’s wife is revealed in the bath!”
* And of pretty women they said, “May he who embraces you be spared.”
* Children accompanied their mothers to the bath, but as the boys got older, other women would remark, “Dear boy, tell your mother to bring your father next time!”
It was very common for mothers of boys to choose brides for their sons at the baths, where women bathed and groomed themselves in groups. It was a time of merriment and fun.
One Turkish proverb says it all: “Hamama giren terler.” He who goes into a hamam will sweat -- if you don’t like the heat, get out! If it is a once-in-a-lifetime experience, go for the works (e.g., the rub with rough gloves, the soaping and the face and foot massages).
Have you ever heard turkish hamam. ıf you have not check this out?
Yes, I have since I am Turkish.
Reply:Why don't you place this info in the storeonwheels group in Yahoo! Groups?
freckles
Do women judge a man by the size of his hands or the size of his feet?
I saw a funny tv ad where a guy goes bowling and all the shoes his size were gone so he has to wear a few sizes too big. Next thing he gets attention from a couple of ladies. I was watching a documentary on female sexuality and attraction one time and a woman said she once went out with a guy because he had big hands but was disappointed by the size of "other things" in the bedroom. But they liked the feel of the hands of this guy who happened to be successful with women.
Do women judge a man by the size of his hands or the size of his feet?
I personally like big hands...and not for the usual sexual assumptions...which from my own personal experience and chats with my girlfriends don't seem to hold much water...Rather, its more for the protectiveness aspect...big hands are strong hands, masculine hands...you feel safe, feminine...At least thats how it is for me...
Reply:Women don't judge a man by the size of his anything except maybe his ego.
Reply:Hmmm not always, I particulary like men hands, not being big or anything just normal but definitely not rough or with the nails cut by their teeth... that's nasty! I've read many article about what you are saying probably there is a co-relation with both things!
Reply:A "woman" will judge by neither. A "woman" cares more about what a man is about, then what he has.
Reply:The size of his wallet silly!
Reply:no, that's why bigfoot is a lonely man.
Reply:I know this sounds strange but I love some mens hands I love the ones that are big and rough like hard working hands, and while \i dont like long nails on a guy I dont like bitten down nails either. Mens feet just dont do a thig for me...... while were at it, veiny arms are great lol
Reply:something has to be big
Reply:Big hands make a women feel protected and safe. The width and length of a guys forehead tells you how happy you will be in bed
Reply:neither to my knowledge it is whether they are bow legged or not
Reply:neither, i prefer to judge on the size of the heart.
Reply:I agree with arvecar.
Reply:I'm with Arvecar.
I'm sure I've suprised many ladies after thae saw my hands and feet are average in size because the rest of me isn't.
Reply:I judge guys on the size of their hands the bigger the better
Reply:just the size of his wallet;
Reply:Judge them by the size of there hearts
Reply:A whore may judge a man by the size of his shoes or hands, but a woman judges a man by the size of his heart
Reply:anyone who judges a man by the size of their shoes or hands is down right stupid. sure, having big hands makes a woman feel protected and stuff. but to actually decide if they like a man for the size of their hands/feet would be pretty heartless.
Reply:I actually look at their eyes. Eyes are what get me everytime
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Do women judge a man by the size of his hands or the size of his feet?
I personally like big hands...and not for the usual sexual assumptions...which from my own personal experience and chats with my girlfriends don't seem to hold much water...Rather, its more for the protectiveness aspect...big hands are strong hands, masculine hands...you feel safe, feminine...At least thats how it is for me...
Reply:Women don't judge a man by the size of his anything except maybe his ego.
Reply:Hmmm not always, I particulary like men hands, not being big or anything just normal but definitely not rough or with the nails cut by their teeth... that's nasty! I've read many article about what you are saying probably there is a co-relation with both things!
Reply:A "woman" will judge by neither. A "woman" cares more about what a man is about, then what he has.
Reply:The size of his wallet silly!
Reply:no, that's why bigfoot is a lonely man.
Reply:I know this sounds strange but I love some mens hands I love the ones that are big and rough like hard working hands, and while \i dont like long nails on a guy I dont like bitten down nails either. Mens feet just dont do a thig for me...... while were at it, veiny arms are great lol
Reply:something has to be big
Reply:Big hands make a women feel protected and safe. The width and length of a guys forehead tells you how happy you will be in bed
Reply:neither to my knowledge it is whether they are bow legged or not
Reply:neither, i prefer to judge on the size of the heart.
Reply:I agree with arvecar.
Reply:I'm with Arvecar.
I'm sure I've suprised many ladies after thae saw my hands and feet are average in size because the rest of me isn't.
Reply:I judge guys on the size of their hands the bigger the better
Reply:just the size of his wallet;
Reply:Judge them by the size of there hearts
Reply:A whore may judge a man by the size of his shoes or hands, but a woman judges a man by the size of his heart
Reply:anyone who judges a man by the size of their shoes or hands is down right stupid. sure, having big hands makes a woman feel protected and stuff. but to actually decide if they like a man for the size of their hands/feet would be pretty heartless.
Reply:I actually look at their eyes. Eyes are what get me everytime
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