Monday, August 3, 2009

Actual employee excuses for missing work?

Employee was poisoned by his mother-in-law.





I'm too fat to get into my work pants.





A buffalo escaped from the game reserve and kept charging the employee every time she tried to go to her car from her house.





I accidentally flushed my keys down the toilet.





Employee was feeling all the symptoms of his expecting wife.





Employee called from his cell phone, saying that he was accidentally locked in a restroom stall and that nobody was around to let him out.





I had to help deliver a baby on my way to work.





Employee broke his leg snowboarding off his roof while drunk.





Employee's wife said he couldn't come into work because he had a lot of chores to do around the house.





I cut my fingernails too short, they're bleeding and I have to go to the doctor.





One of the walls in the employee's home fell off the night before.





Employee's mother was in jail.





My wheelchair broke down.





God didn't wake me.





A skunk got into the employee's house and sprayed all of his uniforms.





Employee had a bad case of hiccups.





It's way too cold outside to leave the house.





It's way too nice outside to be in the office.





I had race tickets for Sunday's race, which was rained out, so they are running it today.





Employee blew his nose so hard that his back went out.





Employee's horses got loose and were running down the highway.





Employee was hit by a bus while walking.





Employee's dog swallowed her bus pass.





My house lock jammed, and I'm locked in.





Employee was sad.





My cow bit me.





Employee was spit on by a venomous snake.





Employee had to be there for my husband's grand jury trial.





Employee had to ship his grandmother's bones to India.





I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious.





Employee's bus broke down and was held up by robbers.I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity.





I forgot to come back to work after lunch.





I couldn't find my shoes.





I hurt myself bowling.





I totaled my wife's jeep in a collision with a cow.





My boyfriend's snake got loose and I'm afraid to leave the bedroom until he gets home.





A hit man was looking for me.





The ghosts in my house kept me up all night.





My curlers burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser.





I eloped.





I accidentally drove through the automatic garage door before it opened.





My brain went to sleep and I couldn't wake it up.





I was watching a guy fixing a septic pump, fell in the hole and hurt myself.





I was walking my dog and slipped on a toad in my driveway and hurt my back.





My cat unplugged my alarm clock.





I had to be there for my husband's grand jury trial.





I forgot what day of the week it was.





I forgot I was getting married today.





Someone slipped drugs in my drink last night.





A tree fell on my car.





I'm too drunk to drive to work.





My monkey died.





My son accidentally fell asleep next to wet cement in our backyard. His foot fell in and we can't get it out.

Actual employee excuses for missing work?
Ha ha I think every eventuality is covered. There is an excuse for everyone!! lol!








:-)))
Reply:hahahahaaa very funny!!!





Someone i work with uses the same excuse all the time:


My wife went to work and locked me in the house hahahahaha
Reply:Actually very funny. Thanks, you gave me a good laugh - I needed it as the kids have been driving me mad all evening.
Reply:Good ones Jim.
Reply:nice 1 .lol
Reply:u know that im gonna use some of them. KOOOOOOOOL!!!!
Reply:think i might try


i'm sad


or my wheelchair broke down!
Reply:ha ha ha funny
Reply:on the way to work i wanted to light a cigarette but it was too windy so i turned my back to the wind to light my cigarette. it wasn't until i got back home and put the key in the front door that i remembered that i was on my way to work and that's why I was so late.
Reply:wow maybe i should use one of those excuses
Reply:i think you should use just one of the above otherwise your employer may be come suspicious......or bored
Reply:i agree with spot
Reply:I really flushed the keys down the loo and boy oh boy was my hubby pleased with me cause he had thia big meeting and I can tell you I had to **** kreep for a very long time.
Reply:too long i am going to bed good night.
Reply:Ha ha ha ha ha





"My curlers burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser" that happened to me about a month ago, but with a hair dryer but I lied and said I was locked out of my house with my keys inside.....then when that actually happened i had to make one up :) must stop making excuses





Next time I think I'm going to use "I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious"
Reply:To long so I didn't even read it!!


I just wanted the two points!!! Thanks


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Reply:hahahahahahaha!! I actually used this one once and only once!!
Reply:the last one is definatly the best!! ha ha ha gave me a good laugh. star for u just cuz of bordum... enjoy!
Reply:I'm trapped in a cupboard





I lost bowel control and my doctor said not to go out in public





My car drove off
Reply:lol. my sister and i went to longleat. she was working evenings and was due to start work at 6. we worked it out we would have plenty of time to get her there if we left longleat at 4.30. we went in the maze - big mistake. we couldn't find our way out and needless to say she didn't get to work that day. another time i was moving my garden shed. i dismantled it and my sis was helping me move one of the panels. it slipped out of my hand and landed on her foot. ouch. she told everyone in her work i had dropped a shed on her. she forgot to say we had taken it apart first. they must have thought i was wonder woman or something to lift the whole shed lol
Reply:lol Had a friend who sneezed and put a disc out in his back - was off work for weeks.



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What is in your baby's diaper bag?

Alejandro has:


Wipes


Teething Tablets


A%26amp;D ointment


formula


bottle


change of clothes


shoes


water


a bowl


a spoon


those blue lil bags to put dirty diapers in


a moisturizer (sp) stick


diapers


Maizena (corn starch)


His nose thing to suck up boogers


Saline Drops





Geesh!! no wonder that thing is heavy!!!!!

What is in your baby's diaper bag?
I know what you mean about a heavy diaper bag my daughter is 16 months and this is in her diaper bag:


5 diapers


Wipes


1 Outfit


1 pair socks


Sippy cup filled with water


Tylenol


Toys


Insurance card


Hand Sanatizer


Changing pad


Biter Biscuits


Butt Paste





P.S.- I also carry a purse with me.


P.P.S-It's worse when we're on vacation!!
Reply:My daughter is 5 months old:





diapers, wipes, changing pad, tylenol, mylicon, nasal aspirator, extra pacifier in a baggy, those little blue dirty diaper bags, xtra nursing pads for me, 2 receiving blankets (used as spit up cloths), 3-4 bibs, 2-3 changes of clothes (she spits up a lot!), nail clipers, chapstick (for me), and sometimes I throw my wallet in there too so I don't have to carry my purse :) My diaper bag is OVERflowing %26amp; heavy as well!!
Reply:Diapers, wipes, A%26amp;D, ziploc bags, change of clothes.





They don't need extra shoes, saline drops, a booger sucker, corn starch (for what--if you have A%26amp;D, you don't need corn starch.). I want to know how long you go out at a time for :-). Most of this stuff he can go without until you get home.
Reply:My daughter is 5 months and I have the following:


Wipes


Diapers


Orajel (not that it works or anything)


Extra Pacifier


Bottles with water


Formula


Clothes-Onsie and pants


Socks


Blanket


Camera


Diaper Rash Cream


Teething Toys


Bibs
Reply:Leah has:


wipes


diapers


extra clothes


socks and shoes


bottles


formula


boudreauxs


toys


mylicon


and infants tylenol





I would recommend just bringing the basics with you, most of the time you really don't need all the extra stuff, and girl just throw the diapers in the trash.
Reply:I have botteled water reciving blankets wipes diapers a couple oufits a blanket destine powder formula lotion nose suck thing a zip up bag to put dirty diapers in it and i think thats about it
Reply:I very rarely take a diaper bag with me when I go somewhere. I just put his soother and a bottle in my purse and off we go.


But he we are going visiting then I put in diapers, wipes, cream, a bottle and his soother. If I know we are going to be gone for a long time then I add some food and maybe a change of clothes. If I do bring the diaper bag I leave my purse at home and add my wallet to the bag.


I think people go way over board when packing their diaper bags. Just take a look at how much of that stuff you don't actually use. You are already carrying a heavy baby around, why add the extra weight to a diaper bag?


Just a thought.
Reply:Why not answer:





Diapers (3)


Wipes (travel pack)


Blankie


Bib


Burp Cloth


Exrta change of clothes


A few toys


Baby food


Spoon


Baggies for dirty diapers
Reply:If I'm just going out for a few hours...


Diapers


Wipes


Sippy cup


Bottle


Sling


Binkie


Bib


Burp cloths





If I'm going overnight somewhere....


Diapers


Wipes


Sippy cup


Bottles/extra formula


Sling


Extra clothes


Lotion (son has eczema)


Bodreaux Butt Paste


Binkie


ziploc bags of homemade baby food


spoons


son's favorite blankie


Bibs


Burp cloths





**And I do end up using all that stuff when I'm out and about for longer than 3 hours.
Reply:Diapers


wipes


recieving blanket for when I nurse


change of clothes


scented bags for dirty diapers


desitin


aspirator


changing pad


2 burp clothes





Then I carry a things for myself


A bottle of water because I get very thirsty since I nurse.


My purse items so I don't have to carry a diaper bag and a purse


Digital camera





Then the older kids usually put their nintendo ds down in my bag so they can play with them in the car.
Reply:Diapers, diaper rash cream, birpy clothes, bibs, 2 extra sets of clothes, a 1st aid kit for babies, wipes, baggies for dirty clothes and dirty diapers, toys, extra blankets, an extra hat, a camera, ready to use formula and powdered formula, and baby wash and lotion. When we are going away we add the bottles filled with water.
Reply:diapers


wipes


bum cream


change of clothes


bag for diry diapers


toy


snack container
Reply:anthony at 10 months





diapers


wipes


change of cloths


toy or two


Cheerios


Motrin


sippy cup with water or juice


bottle if gone for a while more then 4hrs


spoon and jar of food if gone during lunch or supper
Reply:ellie (7 weeks) has


diapers


wipes


changing pad


outfit


2 onsies


socks


bottles


formula


kit with clippers, nose bulb, thermometer, med. dropper, id card


bag with infant tylenol, gas drops, powders, lotion, bath wash, comb, brush, diaper rash cream


toy


2 pacifiers


2 burp cloths


%26amp; in the side pocket i have her shot record %26amp; ins. info in case something happens %26amp; we need them.





and we always just carry extra blankets
Reply:I have twins - so double some stuff / include everything in the list above, remove the formula and add - tylenol - motrin - med dropper - theromoter - fever wipes - fever depositories - snacks - all girls medical information - disposable bibs - travel size baby soap / shampoo - and what ever else I feel I might need :)


The one thing you leave out when you leave the house is the one thing you will need and not have it !
Reply:Just diapers and wipes!
Reply:Markie has (1 month old)


Diapers


2 change of clothes


A blanket


Wipes


Diaper rash cream


socks


Saline drops


The boogie sucker


2 formula bottles


1 pedialyte bottle
Reply:A.J. (6 months) has:


diapers (the amount depends on how long we'll be going for)


the blue bags for dirty diapers


wipes


Balmex


a change of clothes and sometimes pajamas depending on if we'll be out late


formula


bottle


a covered bowl for baby cereal and a spoon in a ziplock bag


a bib


two burp cloths


two toys





I've learned from having my 7 year old to try not to pack so much in the diaper bag...I went through about three of them with him because they were so stuffed that the zippers would pull apart at the seam.
Reply:My son is 5 months old, I've got Diaper, wipes, formula, an extra bottle, an extra outfit, gas drops, tylenol, small bottle of shampoo, and a couple toys. Then my wallet and keys.
Reply:nail clippers, spoon, jars of fruit, bottles with milk ready, wipes, diapers, change of clothes, pacifer, changing pad, gerbers juice bottle, teething ring, few toys, and ointment for the bum.
Reply:definitely just the same with my little brother's bag when he was still an infant :)
Reply:1 or 2 clean baby bottles, bottle water, formula, diapers, plastic bag, wipes, little blanket, change of clothes and antiseptic gel for my hands. All the rest I never used.


If I only go out for an hour, I bring a full bottle in my regular bag and a bib, that's it - I've never used any of the rest during short errands.
Reply:My daughter Kelsey's diaper bag:





15 diapers


diaper wipes


2 changes of clothes


bib


1 large freezer bag (in case I have to pack a mess up)


scented diaper throw-away bags


receiving blanket


2 granola bars (in case I'm ever out and just need food right away)


gas drops


hand wipes from hooters, lol





I always put her bottles/formula in right before we go so that I can tailor the amount she has to how long our trip will be. I always do 1-2 extra bottles than what I think she'll need in case something happens that keeps us out longer.





She's only 2 months old, so I'm sure her diaper bag will get more packed as she ages.
Reply:i think it depends on the age of your baby and where you are going and for how long you will be gone for i have twin girls 7 wks old and we have a fairly large diaper bag with


10 diapers


2 receiving blankets


2 outfits


diaper wipes


diaper rash cream


2 bottles filled with water


2 formula containers filled


bottle water in case we need more water for formula


2 bibs


2 burp rags


2 pacifiers


thats it once they get bigger we will add toys of course
Reply:Baby stuff:


Diapers


Wipes


Zinc Oxide cream


Tissues


Bib


Spit-up cloth


Teething toy


Mittens





Mom stuff:


Wallet


Keys


Lip stick


Advil!



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Dogs taking things outside...?

this question is sort of odd, but i have 2 beagles, and a doggie door they go in and out from. well, they keep dragging out my shoes, their food bowls even my husband boxers outside. Then, they bring in bark, twigs and rocks inside. I know they are dogs and i love them to death, and i want to get on to them, but do they know the difference between my belongs and outside objects?? they are driving me crazy!!!

Dogs taking things outside...?
I also have two beagles; this is fairly typical behavior. They drag their toys outside, along with an occasional sock they find on the floor. However, I have not experienced them bringing things back in. The few times they brought in an occasional branch, etc. from outside, I immediately took it away, opened the door, tossed it out and gave them a firm "outside!". That seems to have worked. But toys going outside still happens, however it really doesn't bother me if they play with their toys in or out of the house. Keep your shoes off the floor or in a closet with a door that closes.
Reply:I own two beagles which have thier own crates n i have a doggy door when i got first got the second beagle we would catch schatzi the younger beagle that we got first caring things out to the yard that should be inside for one her fifty doller bedding which made me really mad cuse it got muddy we would punish the dogs by telling them no and they had to stay in their crates for a day and a half they were allowed to get out n go for walks being on a leash n they had to eat n drink n bathroom on the leash it helped alot with bonding n showing perticurlly her that we were going to take care of her she only did it twice after that but each time we would spend four days punishing and then give the freedom of space but perticurlly with hunting and security dogs they need some sorce of guidlines i have gotten alot of people saying i never saw a beagle that well behaved and they are really shocked when i say the youngest one is only 6 months mainly because we have her house broken she goes to the door if were at a friends house and people are stunned by this because not a lot of beagles are house broken because ppl keep them outside alot more than inside but both are mine are inside dogs i hope i helped anymore questions about beages send me an emial
Reply:hahaha! I used to have Maltese, and a dogdoor as well. Would frustrate me to no end, as in a day or 2, they'd have no toys left in the living room, and I'd have to go hunt throughout the yard to find them all. One of my girls was the sneakiest! She'd do it right in front of me, but kinda sly, like, "I'm just going to out and take a look around, there's nothing in my mouth... you see nothing...." lol.





What I did, was watch them like a hawk for about a week, and if I caught one being sneaky, I'd tell them "No. The toy stays inside!" and they'd drop it.





As for my shoes and other personal belongings, I'd kept those up when they were pups, so they never got in the habit of trying to play with them.
Reply:Dogs are very smart just get after them a few times and they will listen to you i no what it is like my dogs bring down like bras and panties downstairs when people are here not anymore you need to let them know that you are boss they may look scared of you or stay away from you for a while but that is all normal don't worry they wont hate you forever haha! %26lt;3
Reply:They are bored perhaps and trying to get your attention...
Reply:Put your shoes in a box, thats what I do because I have cats that like to do that, but they might be able to move the boxes so put them on a higher surface, a closet or in a dresser droor.
Reply:they know darn well what inside and outside things are, i bet. they're probably being mischevious for your benefit. my boston terrier pulls his bedding outside of his crate just because he knows i'm going to put it back in again. and he runs off with my slippers because he knows i'm going to chase after him. maybe just ignore it and without a fuss remove the outside things from the house while they're not looking.
Reply:My boxer does this as well. he knows he can hide things he is not supposed to have - and he will have more time with those things if he goes outside. What I hate even more is when he brings in poo to chew on - yuck. good luck - I don't know how to make it stop either.
Reply:they are just getting things to play and chew on.. you will just have to work with them.. my retiever was like that as a pup.. but she stoped .. i would get on to her .. and wack her with a new paper sometimes.. you have to look them in the eyes and be stern when your getting on to them.. they have to learn your in charge.
Reply:maybe your things smell and they are saying your house is dull.... i mean they live there they want to have their personal touch too
Reply:Im sorry to have to break it to ya but they really dont know the difference between inside and outside. My suggestion would have to be that you just have to keep on them and dicipline them EVERY time they bring something to the wrong place. In the end I really dont see them stopping just because of the doggie door.
Reply:Okay, now I am laughing hysterically! Thanks for making my day! Other than getting them jobs as interior decorators, you may want to make sure they have no access to some of the things you described. It sure sounds like they are trying to get your attention, and I think it is working! The other option is to close the doggie door when you can't watch what they are doing. I sometimes do that with mine so I don't have to send all the stuffed toys through the laundry.
Reply:They might be wanting to trade your things for some of they but you should firmly say no to them do yell or that will make them afraid of you just firmly say no and they will know that touching your stuff is not aceptable behaviour.



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Brain teaser anyone again??

leather shoes are worn in bowling


and rubber soled sneakers are worn in tennis


in what sport are all metal shoes worn?

Brain teaser anyone again??
Horse shoes
Reply:None!
Reply:anything with horses
Reply:Jousting
Reply:Thats easy....


Horse racers (jockeys) use all metal shoes.
Reply:first thing that came to mind was soccer but also hockey and jockeys wear metal shoes
Reply:Horse racing
Reply:Golf.


Football and Soccer don't always wear metal cleats. And you're probably not talking about tap shoes.





So, I'll stick with Golf shoes.
Reply:Ice skating? you know with the blades?
Reply:umm...any sport with horses? like polo?
Reply:horse racing?
Reply:Horse shoes!! of course
Reply:soccer, baseball, and hockey
Reply:horse racing,what else
Reply:I don't know.... sword fighting knights
Reply:soccer, and baseball.
Reply:Horse racing.
Reply:hockey the blades are metal



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Have you ever heard turkish hamam. ıf you have not check this out?

“Hamam” is the Turkish word for the traditional bathhouse. Men and women have separate sections. Here’s what happens after you walk through the door:





* You will be given the bathing essentials when you begin to undress: a large towel (peştamal), special wooden block shoes and a bowl.





* It is very steamy in the bathing room. You sit in front of a traditional water tap with hot and cold taps and fill your bowl and pour the water over yourself. Turks believe that bath water should be running.





* You wash in the steam room and can have a pummel and a vigorous massage by a strong gripped masseuse while lying on a slab of marble that is heated underneath. Everything is made out of marble and is hot!





* The entire bath area’s floor is heated, but one raised slab of marble -- the göbek taşı -- is the hottest. This is where you lie if you really want to sweat.





* People may be watching you. The hamam is not just a bathhouse; some people still think of it as a social center. Certainly during the Ottoman Empire it was a place for gossip, for women to choose a future daughter-in-law and for men to clench business deals.





I forgot to mention that when you put on your traditional metal or wooden high-heeled slippers and begin to try to walk, they’ll make a clack-clack sound as you walk -- a platform shoe of the Ottoman Empire! When I teeter along trying to keep my balance while holding my towel wrapped around me tightly, Naomi Campbell always comes to mind when she fell on the catwalk wearing platforms. Though I don’t think I would do it as elegantly as she did!





* Be sure not to forget to bring your own soap.





The towel you use is important -- and speaking of towels, one year my sister-in-law gave me a genuine Turkish towel set for two for Christmas. When she bought them it didn’t even cross her mind that they were from Turkey. When I opened the package and saw the labels on the towels, we had a chuckle. It had a label attached and written on it: “Imported exclusively by …, these traditional looped terry towels come from the Denizli region of Turkey, legendary worldwide for its towels of extraordinary thickness and absorbency. These genuine, 100 percent cotton Turkish towels have an 800-gram weight, making them among the heaviest and densest towels available. Their 1/4-inch-thick pile makes them exceptionally soft while an abundance of tightly wound loops offers superior warmth and absorbency. Their softness is greatly enhanced with subsequent washings.”





I just love those towels and they have come back to Turkey with me.





Anyway, when you are in the hamam, you may hear voices. In Ottoman times women may have murmured things like:





* “May God protect you from the evil eye.”





* Or, of more plump women congregated around the marble basin, “Maşallah! A good man’s wife is revealed in the bath!”





* And of pretty women they said, “May he who embraces you be spared.”





* Children accompanied their mothers to the bath, but as the boys got older, other women would remark, “Dear boy, tell your mother to bring your father next time!”





It was very common for mothers of boys to choose brides for their sons at the baths, where women bathed and groomed themselves in groups. It was a time of merriment and fun.





One Turkish proverb says it all: “Hamama giren terler.” He who goes into a hamam will sweat -- if you don’t like the heat, get out! If it is a once-in-a-lifetime experience, go for the works (e.g., the rub with rough gloves, the soaping and the face and foot massages).

Have you ever heard turkish hamam. ıf you have not check this out?
you have way too much time on your hands...





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Reply:Hi, its not only in turki, but there is hammam in many other countries,am from Tunisia and i go once a week to el hammam,and not everything you said about hammam is true, it's just a place to have a great hot bath.
Reply:Q??
Reply:no, too long to read.



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Have you ever heard turkish hamam. ıf you have not check this out?

“Hamam” is the Turkish word for the traditional bathhouse. Men and women have separate sections. Here’s what happens after you walk through the door:





* You will be given the bathing essentials when you begin to undress: a large towel (peştamal), special wooden block shoes and a bowl.





* It is very steamy in the bathing room. You sit in front of a traditional water tap with hot and cold taps and fill your bowl and pour the water over yourself. Turks believe that bath water should be running.





* You wash in the steam room and can have a pummel and a vigorous massage by a strong gripped masseuse while lying on a slab of marble that is heated underneath. Everything is made out of marble and is hot!





* The entire bath area’s floor is heated, but one raised slab of marble -- the göbek taşı -- is the hottest. This is where you lie if you really want to sweat.





* People may be watching you. The hamam is not just a bathhouse; some people still think of it as a social center. Certainly during the Ottoman Empire it was a place for gossip, for women to choose a future daughter-in-law and for men to clench business deals.





I forgot to mention that when you put on your traditional metal or wooden high-heeled slippers and begin to try to walk, they’ll make a clack-clack sound as you walk -- a platform shoe of the Ottoman Empire! When I teeter along trying to keep my balance while holding my towel wrapped around me tightly, Naomi Campbell always comes to mind when she fell on the catwalk wearing platforms. Though I don’t think I would do it as elegantly as she did!





* Be sure not to forget to bring your own soap.





The towel you use is important -- and speaking of towels, one year my sister-in-law gave me a genuine Turkish towel set for two for Christmas. When she bought them it didn’t even cross her mind that they were from Turkey. When I opened the package and saw the labels on the towels, we had a chuckle. It had a label attached and written on it: “Imported exclusively by …, these traditional looped terry towels come from the Denizli region of Turkey, legendary worldwide for its towels of extraordinary thickness and absorbency. These genuine, 100 percent cotton Turkish towels have an 800-gram weight, making them among the heaviest and densest towels available. Their 1/4-inch-thick pile makes them exceptionally soft while an abundance of tightly wound loops offers superior warmth and absorbency. Their softness is greatly enhanced with subsequent washings.”





I just love those towels and they have come back to Turkey with me.





Anyway, when you are in the hamam, you may hear voices. In Ottoman times women may have murmured things like:





* “May God protect you from the evil eye.”





* Or, of more plump women congregated around the marble basin, “Maşallah! A good man’s wife is revealed in the bath!”





* And of pretty women they said, “May he who embraces you be spared.”





* Children accompanied their mothers to the bath, but as the boys got older, other women would remark, “Dear boy, tell your mother to bring your father next time!”





It was very common for mothers of boys to choose brides for their sons at the baths, where women bathed and groomed themselves in groups. It was a time of merriment and fun.





One Turkish proverb says it all: “Hamama giren terler.” He who goes into a hamam will sweat -- if you don’t like the heat, get out! If it is a once-in-a-lifetime experience, go for the works (e.g., the rub with rough gloves, the soaping and the face and foot massages).

Have you ever heard turkish hamam. ıf you have not check this out?
Yes, I have since I am Turkish.
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freckles

Do women judge a man by the size of his hands or the size of his feet?

I saw a funny tv ad where a guy goes bowling and all the shoes his size were gone so he has to wear a few sizes too big. Next thing he gets attention from a couple of ladies. I was watching a documentary on female sexuality and attraction one time and a woman said she once went out with a guy because he had big hands but was disappointed by the size of "other things" in the bedroom. But they liked the feel of the hands of this guy who happened to be successful with women.

Do women judge a man by the size of his hands or the size of his feet?
I personally like big hands...and not for the usual sexual assumptions...which from my own personal experience and chats with my girlfriends don't seem to hold much water...Rather, its more for the protectiveness aspect...big hands are strong hands, masculine hands...you feel safe, feminine...At least thats how it is for me...
Reply:Women don't judge a man by the size of his anything except maybe his ego.
Reply:Hmmm not always, I particulary like men hands, not being big or anything just normal but definitely not rough or with the nails cut by their teeth... that's nasty! I've read many article about what you are saying probably there is a co-relation with both things!
Reply:A "woman" will judge by neither. A "woman" cares more about what a man is about, then what he has.
Reply:The size of his wallet silly!
Reply:no, that's why bigfoot is a lonely man.
Reply:I know this sounds strange but I love some mens hands I love the ones that are big and rough like hard working hands, and while \i dont like long nails on a guy I dont like bitten down nails either. Mens feet just dont do a thig for me...... while were at it, veiny arms are great lol
Reply:something has to be big
Reply:Big hands make a women feel protected and safe. The width and length of a guys forehead tells you how happy you will be in bed
Reply:neither to my knowledge it is whether they are bow legged or not
Reply:neither, i prefer to judge on the size of the heart.
Reply:I agree with arvecar.
Reply:I'm with Arvecar.





I'm sure I've suprised many ladies after thae saw my hands and feet are average in size because the rest of me isn't.
Reply:I judge guys on the size of their hands the bigger the better
Reply:just the size of his wallet;
Reply:Judge them by the size of there hearts
Reply:A whore may judge a man by the size of his shoes or hands, but a woman judges a man by the size of his heart
Reply:anyone who judges a man by the size of their shoes or hands is down right stupid. sure, having big hands makes a woman feel protected and stuff. but to actually decide if they like a man for the size of their hands/feet would be pretty heartless.
Reply:I actually look at their eyes. Eyes are what get me everytime



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Outings to do wiht youth group..?

Im trying to think of Outing wiht my churh youth group do to on saturdays. the youth is grades 8-12 for example: we go ice skating, bowling, hiking, snow shoeing, camping i need new ideas. dinner nad mvies. ANything else. Money isnt really an issue...

Outings to do wiht youth group..?
Zoo, museums, library, do some community service, adopt a highway, visit an elderly/nursing home, visit the local VA Center, fishing, boating, canoeing, white water rafting



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Do you like chain letters?

This letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged women. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything. Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented.


Then, bundle up your husband or boyfriend and send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the list, and add your name to the bottom of the list. When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 men. One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have.


At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had already received 184 men, four of whom were worth keeping.


REMEMBER! This chain brings luck. One woman's pit bull died, and the next day she received an NFL offensive tackle. An unmarried woman living with her widowed mother was able to choose between an orthodontist and a gynecologist. You can be lucky too, so DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN!


One woman broke the chain and got her own husband back.





I broke the chain and ended up with the guy that cleans the shoes at the bowling alley….poor Jake

Do you like chain letters?
I broke the chain, married him and had two children because of it !!! LOL !!
Reply:hahahaha.....im gonna send mine. i know that there is better.
Reply:chain letters never work for me, Id probably end up getting my own back
Reply:That was cute, Jake... but I really hate chain letters!
Reply:No I don't like chain letters they never work for me. I would be rich by now if they did. I Got Nothing.
Reply:i hate chain letters but i am giving you star may be some other woman contacts will read it....hahahaha
Reply:hehehehehehehehe!!! loved this in the email, and i love it now!
Reply:hahaha...


lol.....
Reply:sorry, but I don't believe in chain letter, but good read though.
Reply:hahaha...chain letters drive me nuts.....lol
Reply:i hate them.........and i never believed that they might bring good or bad luck............i broke many chains tat i usually receive.............nothing bad happened to me..........so i just ignore them..........i have the best man i could have ever had in my life in spite of breaking the chain lol.....
Reply:I do not like ANY chain letters what so ever.
Reply:hihihihihihihhhahahhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Reply:Didnt read a word.. Lol.. NO chain letter brings good/bad luck! lol.. If you believe in that, you'll be paranoid all of your life.. And ur life is wayy too long to waste it on this ****
Reply:star!
Reply:hmmm,seems to me like that would be a personal problem...dontcha think?
Reply:GOOD JOKE%26gt;.keep the laughs rolling..
Reply:hahahahaHAHAHAHA!!! sorry, i hate chain letters :-)
Reply:Silly and Funny! Do you do stand up?
Reply:I hate chain letters my self. But this one might work for me. My hubby is sooo lazy around the house for sure. LOL LOL !!!! xx
Reply:ROFLMAO, but I dun really believe in chain letters!
Reply:hahaha. thats what she gets for breaking it. i don't belive in chain letters anymore



Adidas

THIS or THAT ……chose one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Walking or Running?


Video or Pictures?


Karting or Bowling?


Barefoot or Shoes ?


Cookies or cake ?


Beach or mountains ?





^_^

THIS or THAT ……chose one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
Walking (I can walk for days on end without getting tired, but can only run a few yards before I'm winded).





Videos (If you have the right technology, you can take pictures from a video, but you can't take a video from a picture).





Bowling (It's just more social and you can drink)





Shoes (My feet stink)





Cookies (Just easier to eat)





AGH! I can't decide on the last one. I love them both. Umm, mountains. No, beach. No, mountain, no, beach, no... AAAAGH!!!
Reply:walking


pictures


bowling


barefoot


cookies


moutains
Reply:walking


video


bowling


barefoot


cake


beach
Reply:OK! OK!! walking, video, karting, barefoot, cookies, mountains
Reply:Walking


Pictures


Bowling


Barefoor


Cookies


Beach
Reply:walking, pictures, bowling, barefoot, cake, mountains.... how about walking in the mountains taking pictures after eating cake while bowling barefoot!
Reply:walking


pictures


bowling


barefoot


cookie


mountains
Reply:Running


Pictures


Bowling


Barefoot


Cake


Mountains
Reply:running


video


bowling


shoes


cookies


beach
Reply:running


pictures


bowling


shoes


COOOOKIIIIEESSS!!!


mountains





yeah im a freak
Reply:Running


Pictures


Bowling


Barefoot


Cookies


Mountains
Reply:beach
Reply:walking


pictures


bowling


barefoot


cake


mountains





^_^


thanks for asking!
Reply:walking


pictures


bowling


shoes


cookies


mountains
Reply:Walking


Pictures


Bowling


Shoes


Cake


Mountins
Reply:both on all accounts .... depends on my mood ....
Reply:i want to run with a picture of myself bowling while i am barefoot eating cookies on a beach
Reply:Walking


Video


Bowling


Barefoot


Cookies


mountains
Reply:GoKarting...I LOVE GOKARTING...Everytime i get in one i try to drift it...LOL
Reply:Walking: Slow down %26amp; enjoy surroundings.


Pictures: Frozen snapshots in time.


Bowling: Classic.


Shoes: Outdoor sports.


Cookies: Portable.


Mountains: Hiking %26amp; horseback riding.
Reply:walking


video


karting


barefoot


cake


mountains
Reply:Walking


Video


Neither


barefoot


cookies


beach
Reply:Walking


Video


Bowling


Barefoot


Cookies


Beaches
Reply:I choose Video.
Reply:Walking


Pictures


Bowling


Shoes


cake


mountains
Reply:Walking


Pictures


Bowling


Bearfoot !..heheh


Chocolate cake


Mountains !
Reply:Walking


Video


Bowling


Barefoot


Cookies


Beach
Reply:walking


pictures


karting


shoes


cake


mountains
Reply:Walking


Pictures


Bowling


Shoes


Cake


Both♥ (Can't pick one...they are both beautiful and I love them equally).
Reply:Walking


Pictures


Bowling


BAREFOOT


BOTH


Beach





^_^
Reply:Walking


Pictures


Bowling


Barefoot


Cookies


Beach.



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Is this funny?

Is it cool to be gay now? because I have this friend (well more like my sister's friend but we hang out) she's totally straight she have a boyfriend and she act very straight never give a girl a look or anything, but in her profile everywhere she says she's bi-sexual, and to top it off when my sister first introduce me to her (we were at a bowling ally) she gave me a lap dance! there were like 5 of us there and when everyone left to go get bowling balls and shoes and stuff I was sitting there putting my shoes on and when I look up she was right there in front of me she push back on my chair and gave me a lap dance (she was wearing a very short skirt) and put her face like less than 1 inch away from mine when my girlfriend came back and saw, she call my name and the girl stop. I was so shock I just sat there and then my gf gave me hell after that T_T but yeah she keep on flirting with me though even though I bring my gf with me everytime I hang with her.

Is this funny?
lol at my school like seriously 50% of the kids are gay/les/bi whatever. i think its just a way to get attention. i have no problem with gays but i think its pretty stupid to do it for attention or to be cool and different.
Reply:She sounds funny! shes just showing off
Reply:wow she sounds like a pretty open minded strait girl !
Reply:your sister's friend sounds like a show-off and a tease. she is just using you. if i were you, i would keep her the heck off of me!





you need to tell her firmly to quit the crap!
Reply:Yeah its funny but don't let her get in between your relationship with your girlfriend.



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What would i wear to a college interview?

First off actually 2 college interviews


i usually wear St laurent or Armani or Charles David ETC ( not snobby just brands i was raised with ) i'm 17 and i wear tailored pants blouses pearls i do buns with my hair and i love flat shoes and bowling style bags i recently bought a nice burberry one/ pumps ETC i also don't mind jeans and polo's and converses from time to time


Anyway my mom is sending me to a private boarding school to finish my 11 and 12 grade in England which requires an interview and I'M STUCK i don't know what to what to wear AND i also got an early acceptance for a university in Switzerland but it also requires an interview and i don't know what to wear ( i'm going into Politics)


both of them are in 3 weeks .

What would i wear to a college interview?
well frum wat u r saying ii can tell that u hav that professional look...and that is perfect for an interview of any sort. trust me. be professional buht make sure you still hav that little something that makes you.......you.....u knoe different frum everyone else
Reply:They don't care what you wear, (and neither does anybody else), as long as you have an enormous bank account and brought your checkbook..
Reply:wear some black pants, like a skinny style and a button down shirt. wear some pearls, and either your hair in a neat bun or a neat style down.





goodluck!!
Reply:Try wearing something sophisticated to both, especially the boarding school. What you wear sounds perfect, I don't see any reason why you should be so worried about your clothes with your sophisticated and style, and your clothes don't sound too sophisticated they do have some class to them.
Reply:heres an example:





http://www.bluefly.com/pages/products/de...





get some nice straight legged jeans and some cute heels and just about any color bag would work, add some accesories and ur dont but u should wear this under the blazer





http://www.bluefly.com/pages/products/de...





this stuff is expensive so u might not want 2 buy it but look for something close to this look and i think u'll look great.
Reply:alright, you should wear very modest clothes. A nice bun, Jeans wouldn't be so bad...Unless it's blazing hot...What is your favorite color? You should wear a pretty t-shirt in that color! If your ears are pierced, you should wear earrings that match your shirt, or your shoes...as for your shoes...Just where your sneaker(as long as they aren't to dirty), or if your are getting s bit more dressed up, then where sandals, or nicer shoes...I hope I helped!!!



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Choose 1 from each n plz ans the last question-?

nz-south a


kookaburra bats-sg bats


nike cricket shoes-reebok cricket shoes


pace bowling(if pace bowling-reverse, on or off swing?)-spin bowling(leg or off, wrist or finger spin?)


symonds as a fielder-yuvi as a fielder


vettori as a captain-smith as a captain


boucher-gilly


hayden as an opener-clarke as an opener


lee as the best bowler-shane bond as the best bowler


stuart clark for accuracy-jacob oram for accuracy


lara-jayasuriya





plz dont choose bcoz of colour or nationality





can these choose 1 questions replace who am i's?

Choose 1 from each n plz ans the last question-?
New Zealand


Kookaburra


Nike cricket shoes


Spin bowling (leg)


Symonds as a fielder


Vettori as captain


Gilchrist


Hayden as an opener


Lee as the best bowler


Stuart Clark for accuracy


Lara





Personally, I like this question. Normally, for the "Who am I's", it takes one answer and the question is over. Choosing is more interesting.
Reply:lara-jayasuriya
Reply:its soooooooooooooo lengthy dude
Reply:South africa


Kookaburra


reebok


pace-off swing-cos it goes away and the batter knicks it


Symonds!!-seen his throw!


Vettori-dunno just like him


Gilly all the way-also he's amazing with the bat


Hayden


Lee


Staurt Calrk-he's the new Mcgrath


Lara





Sorry i dont think these can replace who am I's cos who am i's need percific clues and details
Reply:Deep honey! I am not sufficiently au fait with cricket to answer this! But I can answer one. LEE is the best, I know!!
Reply:Lets see........


NZ


Kookaburra


neither, I wear Asics


Pace, off


Symonds


Vettori


Gilly ( I am really gonna miss him)


Hayden


Lee


Oram is bloody good, but Lee is improving - Lee


Lara
Reply:1) South africa


2)kooka's all the way


4)nike


5)pace bowling-reverse


6)symonds as a fielder


7)Vettorri as cap


8)GILLY!!!!


9)Hayden


10)lee


11)Jacob oram


12)Brian Lara.....





No mate i still love my who am I's...


i have done other countries too,not just Aussie players mate...


good question by the way...
Reply:New Zealand


Kookaburra bats


Reebok cricket shoes


Pace bowling reverse swing


Symonds as a fielder


Smith as a captain


Gilly


Hayden as an opener


Lee as the best bowler


Stuart clark for accuracy


I know it should be Lara, but i would go for Jayasuriya, since he is my child hood hero.





I love these kinda questions...
Reply:difficult.
Reply:A. Neither





B. Kookaburra bats





C. Nike





D. Pace bowling all the way





E. Yuvi as a fielder





F. Neither





G. Gilly of course





H. Hayden





I. Brett Lee





J. Neither





K. Jayasurya
Reply:this is question is soooo hard.
Reply:South Africa


SG bats


Nike cricket shoes


Leg spin


Symonds (I'm Indian and being honest)


Smith


Gilly


Hayden (Even though I hate him)


Lee


Oram


Jayasurya
Reply:Black caps


kookaburra "balls"


REEBOK- my fav


pace bowling- swing


YUVRAJ SINGH


Smith


boucher (under-rated)


Hayden -dISTRUCTIVE


Bond ....james... i mean ..Shane Bond


I like Oram


Lara
Reply:1. South A,


2. Sg bats,


3. Nike cricket shoes,


4. Pace bowling,


5. Symonds as a fielder,


6. Smith as a captain,


7. Gilly,


8. Hayden as an opener,


9. Shane bond as the best bowler.


10. Jacob Oram for accuracy,


11. Lara.





Nice IDEA coz I have bored to read WHO M I??
Reply:nz ,


bats ,


nike,


spin of spin


yuvi,


smith


gilly


hayden


lee


jacob o


lara
Reply:next question please
Reply:South Africa


Kookaburra bats'


nike cricket shoes


pace bowling


symonds as a fielder


smith as a captain


gilly


hayden as an opener


shane bond as the best bowler


jacob oram for accuracy


jayasuriya








Sorry i dont think these can replace who am I's cos who am i's need percific clues and details
Reply:New Zealand


Kookaburra


nike


leg spin


Symonds as a fielder!!!!!


Smith as captain


GILLY (cos of his battin and keeping)


Haydos


Lee


Stuwie Clark


Lara








Yeah these are better. The Who am Is dont last long cos once one person gets it right everyone can copy them or th question is over. This everyone can answer and there is no right or wrong answer (definite right or wrong).





=]
Reply:NZ


Kookaburra


Reebok


Pace


Symonds


Smith (only because of captaincy experience)


Gilly


Hayden


Lee


Can't split 'em


Lara





I see room for both the 'who am I's and the'Choose one's
Reply:South Africans are better than NZ





Sg bats - Indian bats are the best, I heard about Pakisthani and Srilankan players taking them home





Nike-It is more famous brand and hence qulaity, moreover I like their caption "Impossible is nothing"





Spin Bowling-wrist spin, Shane Warne was a wrist spinner and wrist spinners can turn the ball in any wicket and leg spin is more difficult to play than off-spin, All the top3 leading wicket takers in Tests are spinners.





Yuvi- Yuvi is better fielder than Symonds





Smith- better captain





Gilly - Better keeper and can bat in any order





Hayden - Really tough man





Shane Bond - He is better than Lee





Jacob Oram is better





Lara - is the best choice








Edit::





Why you want to replace WAIs? No.
Reply:Response to your first answer


james this question isn't hard he just can't type english words
Reply:As the co-creator of who am i's in this section (yes that is true) yes they can replace who am i's cos most who am i's get reported now anyway !!





As for your q





South Africa


Kookaburra


nike


Leg spinner


Symonds fielder (best fielder in the world IMO)


Smith has a better record, i will judge Vetorri on the England series coming up


Gilchrist


Hayden


Lee


Clark


Lara



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Should i wear socks?

My friends and i are going bowling for my b-day and i have to be in a comfortable outfit, so the most comfortable thing i have is a skirt, denim knee lenght skirt and i was going to wear some black lace satin shoes and a strapless long black top with some graphics on it, and i can't wear socks with those shoes if i'm wearing a skirt, so my problem is i have to rent shoes for bowling and i'm not wearing sock and i don't have a nice pair of comfortable jeans which i will be wearing with those shoes but with socks. what should i do?? help please

Should i wear socks?
you'll have to wear the shoes so why don't you just throw some socks in your purse and put them on just while you are bowling. it's ok to not be that fashionable because everyone looks like a dork when they are bowling
Reply:Bring a cute purse with you that will match your outfit and put a clean pair of socks in it so that you can still wear your comfortable, cute outfit and be able to bowl with your friends. Have fun!!!
Reply:wear socks i forgot mine one day and my friends laughed
Reply:bring a pair with u and put em on when u change into boling shoes. just wear low cut / no-show socks.
Reply:put a socks in your bag.
Reply:I would avoid the outfit or bring socks , because I'm pretty sure your ankles would get roughed up from the shoes.
Reply:Bring socks with you. (stuff a nice clean pair in your purse in a sandwich bag)
Reply:Your guna have to wear bowling shoes tey make you...duh
Reply:How bout this Take a purse or bag or something and put socks in that and then you will have socks!!!








Hope this helps!!
Reply:Just bring the socks, and if I were you then i wouldn't wear a skirt, borrow from a friend Capri's or something. If you have no other option then wear the skirt, but sense you will be moving around a lot you don't want to have to worry about how you are moving your legs around.
Reply:just bring some cute socks in your purse to wear with the bowling shoes!
Reply:bring socks with you in your purse !
Reply:bring a purse with socks in it? LOL



BIRD

Math question?

The cost of an evening of bowling includes shoe rental plus so much for each game. Fred bowled 4 games and paid $12.75 for the evening. Barney quit after 2 games and was charged $7.25. How much is shoe rental at the bowling alley?

Math question?
$1.75
Reply:Think it is about $2.60. I am not for sure.



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At what point in time do we go from learning to tie our shoes to knowing what is destined for us in our lives?

At what time in out lives do we acknowledge that we earn enough credability to determine (without a doubt) the presence or absence of a creator or eternity or life on other planets or reincarnation etc., when we can't even control the time of our next bowl movement.

At what point in time do we go from learning to tie our shoes to knowing what is destined for us in our lives?
I could actually write a book on this topic! When you believe in God, and pray to him for guidance, he has ways of letting you know what your destiny is. Many, many times I have prayed to God and asked him to show me the way, and he has never let me down. This guidance may come in the form of a feeling I get, through something I read, through timely advice from a friend, and various other ways. A none-believer may call it coincidence, but I know without a doubt the Lord was guiding me. Sometimes God calls me to do something I don't want to do (examples are teaching a class when I am an introvert who dreads public speaking, and giving up persuing a career to raise foster children). I have found that when I ignore God and go after my own desires, I'm not nearly as happy as I am when I submit to his will. He has designed us for a purpose, and he knows better than we do what will bring us true joy.





As a side note, science shows we have a specific part of the brain that is only activated during prayer. Some scientists say this is why we believe in God - because this part of our brain is tricking us. Others argue there must be a God who created this special section of our brain especially for communicating with him.





If you doubt the existance of God, put aside that doubt for just a moment and use that special part of your brain. Give him the benefit of the doubt and pray to him to reveal himself to you. Try it just as an experiment, but ask whole-heartedly. Then open your heart and mind and see what happens.
Reply:never
Reply:When God calls you to Jesus and your receive the Holy Spirit. It is God who makes that determination.





"For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, Ephesians 2:8





For instance, look at what was reported about John the Baptist.





"But the angel said to him, "Do not be afraid, Zechariah, for your prayer has been heard, and your wife Elizabeth will bear you a son, and you shall call his name John. And you will have joy and gladness, and many will rejoice at his birth, for he will be great before the Lord. And he must not drink wine or strong drink, and he will be filled with the Holy Spirit, even from his mother's womb. And he will turn many of the children of Israel to the Lord their God, and he will go before him in the spirit and power of Elijah, to turn the hearts of the fathers to the children, and the disobedient to the wisdom of the just, to make ready for the Lord a people prepared." Luke 1:13-17
Reply:I think it's different for different people. How old are you? Maybe we can see when you do!
Reply:Well, supposedly, Einstein never did learn to tie his shoes!





But seriously, unfortunately, parents themselves do not often know the answer to these grander questions of life and its purpose, and how it should best be lived. Some of them not only don't know the answers, but haven't even asked the questions! So they are unfortunately not in any position to teach this to their children.





So those who do ask and seek or find answers to these types of grand questions usually do so on their own, I think, unless they come from a particularly philosophical family and /or culture.
Reply:tuesday



CAT

What is the average price for a game of bowling?

plus shoe rental?

What is the average price for a game of bowling?
I have seen anywhere for the games from 75 cents a game to 3 dollars a game.





For shoes, they are anywhere from 1 dollar to 3 dollars.





But it's been awhile since I went bowling.



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3rd Test Question: put ur shoes in Dravid's boots: enforce follow-on or not? more questions about india v eng

1. 2nd test was known for Sreesanth beamer %26amp; jelly-beans, but 3rd test is being known for Dravid's decision whether to enforce follow-on or not. What are your comments? Did Dravid do the right job?


2. Do you think it was right to leave out Sreesanth for ODIs?


3. Who should open for India in 1st ODI in Rose Bowl (vs Eng)


4. What is your playing XI for the 1st ODI (fantasy XI)


Answer fast.

3rd Test Question: put ur shoes in Dravid's boots: enforce follow-on or not? more questions about india v eng
1. Dravid grossly erred in not enforcing the follow-on. India was on top till day 3. English team was trailing by 319 runs. It was virtually impossiible that England could have batted for 2 full days under pressure of that mammoth Indian lead. The fear that India could have lost by enforcing follow-on too was an unfounded one. To do so English batsmen would had been required to score atleat 500 runs at a brisk pace leaving atleast 2 sessions for their bowlers to bowl out India. This means a run rate of more than 4 runs per over considering they had faced approx. 120 overs (90 on 4th day +30 in session 1 of day 5). Was it possible for English batsmen to wipe out 319 runs deficit and score over and above atleast 180 odd runs to set a target for India at run rate of 4+?





By opting for the negative stand that Indian captain and team-managment had taken, they relieved the pressure on England and instead applied the same on their own batsmen, which was evident while they batted 2nd. Dravid himself earned the dubious distinction of scoring 12 runs off 96 balls. It also gave a strong signal to English batsmen that Indian captain does not have faith in his own bowlers and they encahsed this while batting in IInd Innings.





The excuse that Indian bowlers were tired is a white lie. None of the Indian bowlers had bowled more than 20 overs each on day 3. Another 20-30 odd overs could not have made any dent on their shoulders. They also had a full night's rest. At test match level bowlers are xepected to even bowl unchanged for that sort of spells.





Dravid has been known for his weak leadership. He did the same thing in Pakistan when Sachin was nearing his double hundred. Had Ganguly been the captain at this point of time, he would have definitely gone for the kill immediately as it was more than likely that English batsmen may have succumbed under the pressure of 319 runs deficit and India thus could have won the rubber by 2-0 and not 1-0.
Reply:1) Dravid did the right job. All indian players were badly tired and india's aim first was to win the series. So Dravid took the decision to not to give follow-on. He did the right thing i think.





2) Due to Sreesanth's poor form in tests, he was dropped from ODI's too. I think it was wrong to do so.





3)Sorry i dont know the team for ODIs. But i think Ganguly and some other should start.





4) Sachin, Ganguly, Dravid, Dhoni, Yuvraj, Karthick, Zaheer, RP Singh, Gambhir, Sreesanth, Ramesh Powar...





Plz gimmie 10 pts i need them..
Reply:1. Dravid decision is 50/50 only bcz ,, there is 1 day and 40 overs fully u have and same time England want to chase more 250 runs if they play definitely cross score but they can not able to score more than 350 runs after that we play means u definitely do some thing and win the match ...


In dravid situvation already bowler Bowl more than 120 over after they want bowl another 120 over its so difficult , In this situvation only dravid decide and didn't get follow on ..


2. Its not Problem , Bcz if u want to check some one fitness u must leave some one ,,, After 3 month munuf select for our team we want to check munaf fitness


3. Sourav Ganguly With Robin Uthappa ...


4.


==1. Sourav Ganguly


==2.Robin Uthappa


==3.Sachin Tendulker


==4.Rahul Dravid


==5.Yuvaraj Singh


==6.D.Karthik


==7.M.Dhoni


==8.P.Chawalla or R.Power


==9.Zaheer Khan


=10.Agit Agarker


=11.Munaf Patel





It my choice ....
Reply:i would enforce the follow-on.it was right to leave sreesanh for the ODis. Ganguly and uthappa should open for the !st odi


the IX are ganguly(cap),uthappa,karthick,tendulkar,...


ranadeb bose,rp singh,zaheer,harbhajan,powar
Reply:How many questions have you asked? "Anyway regarding Dravid's decision I must say he was chickened out. A team under 300 runs deficit could never make it in the following on innings and India lost a great opportunity to go up 2-0. Those who are saying Indian players were tired with respect I would say they are top professionals and highly paid for their job which is to win the games for India. Actually Dravid was contented with 1-0 and played a non professional role in the last test. Had Dravid made a bold decision to put them again it would have been a different story all together but what he did himself in the second Indian innings when they needed some quick runs. Its ok now because India won the series but those who know cricket are agreed that it was a stupid decision not to force the follow on.
Reply:1.He had to enforce the follow on. But it was not happened. If India enforced the follow-on, result would be in India’s favor.


2.Dropping Sreeshanth form ODIs is an irrational decision. Because he is a wicket taking bowler. Even in the ODIs we need to take wickets to win the match.


3.I think Robin Uththapa and Saurav Ganguly


4.


R.Uththapa


S.Ganguly


M.S.Dhoni


S.Tendulkar


R.Dravid


Y.Singh


D.Karthik


S.Sreeshanth


Ramesh Power


Z.Khan


M.Patel
Reply:1. Dravid should have enforced the follow on


2. Yes I think it is right to leave out SreeSant for the ODI's.


3. Depends on the team composition. I would prefer Sachin %26amp; Saurav or Sachin %26amp; Gambhir


4.


Sachin


Saurav


Rahul Dravid


Gautam Gambhir


Yuvraj


Dinesh Kartik


MS Dhoni


Munaf


Zaheer


Ajit Agarkar


RP Singh
Reply:i think it was wrong decision.
Reply:I think he should have enforced the follow on because the weather forecasted rain in London, but it didn't, which is 1 reason to enforce the follow on. Also India were in a good position. If they got 2 early wickets, Vaughen and Strauss, then India would be in the driving seat. They would have one the game if they did enforce the follow on!!


Sreesanth should have been in ODI's because he is a really good bowler with a lot of spped behind him. And he is tall, which makes it easier for him to bowl fast!! No he should be put in to the India Team. He would be my first choice!!


To open 1st ODI at the Rose bowl should be Jaffer, and Dravid, coz dravid is very good at ODI's and you still have a strong no 3, Tendulkar, then Laxman, Ganguly, and the rest. Oh, Dhoni, maybe him no 4. Not sure about that one?!?


England: Trescothick, Cook, Bell, Vaughen, Pietersen, Loye, Collingwood Prior, Tremlett, Panesar, Anderson!
Reply:i've cramps. let me take one month's sabbatical plz,
Reply:Yes I enforce follow-on, this shows rahul dravid is not vision oriented



find

What are things you believe in?

Some people only believe what they see. However I only believe in what I smell.





Therefore here are some things I believe in:





Long John Silvers


France


Hospitals


Cat Litter Boxes


Old People


My Bathroom


My Car Exhaust


My Shoes


Bowling Alleys





and I am a big believer in dogs





So what do you believe in?

What are things you believe in?
gas station bathrooms


puke


dirty diapers


ash trays that have been there a week


any cleaning product


locker rooms


nursing homes
Reply:I have no sense of smell. I guess that makes me an non believer.
Reply:My husband, and children, spring as it brings new growth and life, people in general, nature, my friends, that I will be with my one daughter again. I believe in Love, forgiveness, I also believe in happiness, joy.





I believe that there is an answer to all questions we just have to be patient until we get them.





I believe in God the Eternal Father and in his Son Jesus Christ, and in the Holy Ghost.





I believe that everyone out there has their own right to believe as they wish.





I believe in miracles and that they do happen.





I believe that there is good in all people it's just finding it.





I believe that life is good and it's all what we make of it.



skin problems

Have you ever had anything embarrassing happen to you at a bowling alley?

I did, I was walking quickly up to the counter when my toe caught the edge of a rug.....and I flew forward several feet and landed on my stomache......my shoes flew off my feet too....had to go pick them up...lol

Have you ever had anything embarrassing happen to you at a bowling alley?
lol! good one....


um, one time my friend was passing me a ball and she thought i had already gotten my hands around it.... but i didn't yet, and she DROPPED this 9 lbs. ball on my freaking FOOT!!!


i screamed and i think almost punched her.


i had to go around on crutches for a week and my big toenail fell off.


no joke.
Reply:...thanks!


;) Report It

Reply:I was in highschool and we had to dress up for something that day, and I had on a long skirt with nylons, and at the end of the game (we were there for gym class) I went to quickly throw another ball, and WHHOOPPP, I slipped and fell, and of course my skirt was over my head...
Reply:I farted loudly when releasing the ball once. Everyone howled. Fortunately it did not stink!
Reply:I was on a 'first date' at a bowling alley and my date went to bowl the first of the night and he slipped and fell flat on his face.





It didn't happen to me, but I was embarrassed for him, and I didn't really know how to respond...
Reply:The ball flew off my hand when it was back towards my family at the bench! Ahhhh....
Reply:i always have embarrassing moments in bowling alleys.


damn gutters.
Reply:yep, know the feeling...slipped and followed the bowling ball once - you know down towards the pins ...was on a first date ...so wanted to find a dark place to hide in.


soooo embarassing! lol
Reply:I went to the end of the lane with a ball that had holes for my fingers that were too big......when i swung my arm back to roll the ball down the alley, the ball flew off backwards......I haven't bowled since!
Reply:Not really. I just had people make fun at the way I bowled. They said I looked like I was upper cutting someone lol.
Reply:Yeah - I had a perfect game! AGAIN!!! ;)





So long, and thanks for all the fish!! :)



dental

Are there any health advantages to wearing sandals instead of shoes during the day?

Are there any disadvantages, other than not being able to wear them to church, bowling, or work...etc.

Are there any health advantages to wearing sandals instead of shoes during the day?
For people with feet like mine, it would be harmful. They are not supportive enough. I need good strong shoes AND my orthodics....or my heel spurs kick up. ( a little cowboy humor there.)


Seriously, the agony of da feet is NOT funny. Invest your money in shoes that are recommended for whatever condition you have. Wearing one of those big black boots(from the dr.'s office ) really helps with my problem,but very impracticle for daily living. I find that whenever I stray from the proper shoes.....I have feet problems.
Reply:Thank you for choosing me, MoochMan Report It

Reply:Invest in some Birkenstock and you'll enjoy all the health benefits like: a straighter posture, relaxed calves, aired out feet (no foot odor), foot exercise from the toe grip effect of Birkenstocks.


Do not get the Earth Shoes, I purchased some and they were terrible.








Disadvantages, more exposure of your foot to get stepped on by others, rocks, pebbles getting in the foot area.



computer virus

What should i wear tonight when i go bowling with my friends, should i wear jeans or flip flops or what else?

What do you suggest maybe a skirt or capris and what about shoes and or socks?

What should i wear tonight when i go bowling with my friends, should i wear jeans or flip flops or what else?
Well you have to rent shoes anyways
Reply:If you plan on bowling.....then I would DEFINITELY suggest wearing socks. Do you really want to stick your feet in those NASTY bowling shoes without them???





But other than that, wear what makes you feel comfortable and confident. (But I might nix the skirt....just think of all those funny home video blunders that could happen)





Oh well, have fun and good luck
Reply:Jeans and flip flops would b good
Reply:Wear something you can move in and I wouldnt go with flip flops because you've gotta wear bowling shoes and you need socks for that.
Reply:Dont wear a skirt, I dont want to jinx you but what if you were to fall and slip or something? Lets not even think about it. Capris would be cute, if you wear flip flops make sure you dont forget the socks...
Reply:hmm well i would wear jeans just in case and sometimes bowling allies can get kinda cold





ok so i suggest skinny jeans and maybe cute layered tanks with a cute sweater liek this


http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/cat...








or a graphic tee





then you can wear flats or flip flops, but bring socks in your purse





have fun :)
Reply:i dont think a skirt would work if ur bowling


i think jeans with flip flops eould be good
Reply:I would wear jeans bcause you are going to have to wear those shoes there. It wouldn't matter what shoes really because no one will really see them. Definitely wear socks because you will have to put your feet in those shoes!!!!!!Hope you have fun.
Reply:You should wear whatever makes you comfortable. I'd say jeans or capris...and if you wear flip flops make sure you bring socks for the rental shoes...



books

Whare can i fined a largeor bige sized shoes for boeling in a sixe 17?

can you help us we are trying to help a frind that needs to have this so he can have fun bowling with us is thare a nother web sit we need to go to?

Whare can i fined a largeor bige sized shoes for boeling in a sixe 17?
The best place to find shoes -- including large sizes and bowling shoes -- is www.zappos.com.
Reply:Wholesale shoes,bags,jeans,shirts


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Reply:your first and foremost problem at the moment is your spelling!!!!! please, please, work on that...as for finding bowling shoes, call around to sporting good stores...good luck with both your problems!!
Reply:ebay



Credit Rating

What is a good name for a bowling team?

looking for a humerous name for a work league. We're not good, don't have our own shoes or balls. And we really want to go mostly for the beer. 2 guys and 2 girls.

What is a good name for a bowling team?
The mongooses or the fighting mongooses.
Reply:How about The Silly Willies or Rolling Thunder Thighs.
Reply:THE DARKLIGHTERS I think thats good enough.
Reply:HOW ABOUT:


THE PROWLERS
Reply:Pin Heads
Reply:how about the titans!



treatment

Does Nike make bowling products?

Shoes, balls etc? If so can you give me the link, thanks!

Does Nike make bowling products?
shoes are about it at this time


bowlersparadise.com
Reply:Nike doesnt make bowling shoes Report It

Reply:Nope. Would be kind of cool though.


Bowling basically has its own little genre of top of the line products.


The Nike's of bowling shoes are Dexters.


I have a pair of Dexter SST 6 LE...great shoes.
Reply:Who cares? It's bowling dude
Reply:Not for about 20 years...... Last I've used was a pair of Nike bowling shoes when I bowled professionally in the late 80's.



Puppy Teeth

Which Candidate Will Melt Down First?

First, McCain is having a lot of old age moments. Then Hillary has some kind of Bosnian sniper implanted memory. Now Obama is shoving a size 13 bowling shoe into his mouth and bashing his voter base.





On the evidence, which candidate won't be on the ballot come November?

Which Candidate Will Melt Down First?
It's not a question of who's on the ballot.


It's who is going to go down in flames.





That's looking more and more like Obama every time he opens his mouth and isn't reading something from a teleprompter that wasn't carefully written for him.


He's a loose cannon with serious foot-in-mouth disease.





Even in this so-called "eloquent" race speech, he refused to distance himself from Rev. Wright which will come back to haunt him if he's the Democratic nominee. Rasmussen polling shows that 55% of American consider Wright as making them "less likely to vote for Obama."


His "typical white people" remarks is already a common joke among Americans.


The latest comments about "bitter" Americans in small towns in Pennsylvania and the MidWest "clinging" to their guns and bibles, racist and xenophobic sentiments, and isolationist politics out of "frustration," show an arrogance of stunning proportion.





The MELTDOWN is likely to be the Democratic party itself.


How can they tell Obama and his supporters that he can't be the nominee of the party even though he has the most pledged delegates won through the primary and caucus process?


If they nominate him, the party will go down in a landslide defeat as they did with Humphrey, Carter's re-election, McGovern, Modale, and Dukakis.





Who will say NO to Obama?
Reply:If Obama is there, McCain will win. Obama is a divider.
Reply:jees what a bunch





i spoke to someone in europe , they are having quite a laugh at our present and potential future leaders





they are all but throwing a continent wide party





euro is now currency of choice not dollar





our debt ensures a higher treasury yield if we want to increase it ( where do you think the $trillion we gave to iraq came from)





we forced to cut education and healthcare
Reply:If Clinton were to meltdown - I feel that she would have already. She has taken so much negativism already, but is still pressing on.





McCain already has the Republican nomination - so he'll stick around.





I rather feel it's Obama - the Clinton and McCain campaign will corner him with this recent statement he made.
Reply:Clinton. Bill's already had several meltdowns and he's taking her down with him.
Reply:Yes LaNeesha, I totally agree, we are strong woman, that is why we recognize other woman like us!


Let us Amazon Warrior ladies stick together and down with sexists!
Reply:clinton will not be there
Reply:Obama will mess up the worse...McCain is just the way Republican voters like 'em...and Clinton is a Amazon warrior!
Reply:Obama will melt down first. Hopefully he will bow out of the race gracefully, and go home. Then, hopefully Americans will vote smart and vote McCain.
Reply:I was hoping for Mrs, to lay another egg, but Sen Obama


did it for her,
Reply:50 bucks on Obama.
Reply:I think "melt down" is the wrong term. I'm a McCain supporter myself but let me give you my gut feeling as to what's going to happen on the Democratic side--and this is truly my objective point-of-view and has zilch to do with my being a Republican. It's the Clintons. They're dirty and so crooked that they have to screw their shoes on in the mornings. As we get closer to the conventions I believe the Hillary campaign will succeed--one way or another--in sabotaging Obama. The Clintons are masters in the art of dirty politics and they'll either dig up enough dirt on Obama--or invent it if necessary--to smear him right out of the nomination. Think about it, folks. All the so-called "experts" are saying that Hillary has lost and that she should drop out for the sake of the party. Hillary's as savvy a political animal as it gets and she sees the numbers against her. But she's fighting on despite the extremely long odds against her. Why? Because if she can't beat him by the numbers she intends to destroy him outright by any means necessary. The Clintons are experts at clawing, scraping and otherwise digging up dirt that will stick to an enemy. I don't think that Obama has a clue that the real battle with Hillary has yet to even begin.
Reply:mccain
Reply:Hillary has already melted down so badly that she is a puddle on the floor waiting to be mopped up



men skin care

How can I tell if my Christian Dior trainers are real?

They're bowling shoe style, red and beige with a yellow and green stripe. The laces are beige with a metal tag saying Dior across the bottom row. Inside the Dior is pressed into the leather. The bottom are beige with Dior stamped again across the bridge of the foot. I think they're called Rasta.

How can I tell if my Christian Dior trainers are real?
Well for a start, see if you can pick them up. If when you reach for them, your ands pass right through them or they mysteriously keep moving just out of reach then I suspect that they are not real.
Reply:hey my siters is dying 4 sum dior rasta shoes,she saw dem on ebay ages ago bt cnt find dem now....is there anyway u can tel me the name of the guy u bought dem from plz? email me at g-unitsoldier786@hotmail.co.uk plz ...thnks Report It

Reply:hey my siters is dying 4 sum dior rasta shoes,she saw dem on ebay ages ago bt cnt find dem now....is there anyway u can tel me the name of the guy u bought dem from plz? email me at


g-unitsoldier786@hotmail.co.... plz ...thnks Report It

Reply:How much are the real ones? and how much did you pay for the e-bay ones? When you have worked out that the difference is 90% cheaper you will have found your answer.
Reply:a label.





But trust me, if you can't even tell if the shoes are Chrisitan Dior or not, others certainly won't be able to tell either. Why would you buy those type of shoes at that price anyways? I mean go to a bowling alley or something and just steal the cleanest pair. lol





Labels don't really matter, if you like them wear it. No one will see them as big things of shiny plastic on your feet and shout "She's wearing knock-offs!" as you walk down the street. That'd be strange if they did.
Reply:Oh my word. Labels and sheep the words just marry so well.


Does a label matter? I mean really? Are they comfortable? You didn't steal them, so why worry about the label? Unless you are supporting counterfeit copies that support the drugs world so they say.



skin care

Why are people that work at bowling allies so rude?

Like one time a went to my local ally I asked for a size 9 in shoes and she gave me a size 6 and they were broken

Why are people that work at bowling allies so rude?
there is NO reason for her to be rude just because she works at the bowling alley..that's her job...she has to do it..whether she likes it or not..might as well do it right..


.


she probably read the number wrong for your situation
Reply:because they cant get a job no where else
Reply:Some of the patrons are using the ally gutters as a urinal, and they're not sure who's doing it, so they apportion their anger and suspicion equally on all customers.
Reply:Wait until you get the remark " What do I look like a shoe store". I told him is he was a shoe person I would have gotten the right size to start with. He finally looked and found my size, the show laces were missing, so I had him get the manager and he found a pair fixed the shoes and told the nut behind the counter to take a longggggggggg break....





I use to bowl in a league twice a week and we where all treated like s.h.i.t......





there was this guy in the next ally over from us, all I did was ask him if he could keep his ball in his own bowling alley and you thought I hit him with the darn ball. He was removed from the building. Duhhhhh


Glad I don't bowl anymore. Now a-days I would hit some one with the bowling ball....
Reply:HHAHAHAH omg this is SO TRUE!!! i totally agree with you....last time i said im a size 10 and he looked at me funny like its SO WRONG to wear a size 10.
Reply:becos they work in a bowling alley, not excaclty an exciting and high money earning job!!


id be moody too
Reply:She probably hates working at a bowling alley.
Reply:Maybe you were rude to him, they run the bowling alley.
Reply:how would you feel if you had to hand out smelly shoes for a living? that being said, if they were rude to you, then ask to speak to a manager.
Reply:that is from the people minds.
Reply:cus there life sucks and they dont want anybody else to feel better than what they feel like(crap)
Reply:You went to a bowling ally?
Reply:i dont know??good question everytime i go to a bowling alley they are like that to! : ) and just beacuse THEY dont liek thier job,dosent mean they have to take it out on you! right???? : )
Reply:Well, I'm sure that they don't wanna be working there, because it's so greasy and dirty and smelly, and stuff...





But they shouldn't be rude anyway, you might have them fired... hehe...
Reply:They are crabby because they work for no money and they have to work while they watch people having fun all day long.It probably stinks.
Reply:because they're stuck in a job that they feel does not define them as human beings. At some point in their life all their hopes and dreams of one day becoming important where crushed and reality set in. In turn they are resigned to work in a job they feel is above them but, in fact is exactly what they where born for and some part of them knows it.......Or they are hung over.
Reply:they probably hate their job or just having a bad day
Reply:people at bowling alleys are mad b/c they have a crappy salary and have to work at a place that smells like feet and crap. and the putrid fumes have gotten to their heads and made them dilerious and dilusional, thats y they gave u a size 6 instead of a size 9 lol thats my theory!!! :)
Reply:because they work at a bowling ally, its not exactly the ideal job
Reply:wouldnt you be if you worked in a bowling alley?....think about it
Reply:they think that they are all that like u think that u r all that
Reply:She read the number upside down.


She hates her job, feet smell and she has to carry sweaty shoes.



under my skin